Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python Page #6
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- 1989
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and your bleeding
masonic handshakes!
You wouldn't let
me join, would you?
You blackballing bastards!
I wouldn't become
a freemason now
if you went down on your lousy,
stinking, purulent knees
and begged me!
We're sorry
you feel like that,
but we did want a block of flats,
Oh, pfft the abattoir.
If you could put in
a word for me,
I'd love to be a freemason.
If I was a mason,
I'd sit at the back
and not get in anyone's way.
Thank you.
I've got a second-hand apron.
Thank you.
I nearly got in at Hendon.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about that, gentlemen.
The second architect is a mr. Leavey
of Wymis and Dibble.
Good morning, gentlemen.
This is a scale model
of the block.
There are 28 stories
with 280 modern apartments.
There are three main lifts
and two service lifts.
Access would be
from Dibbingley Road.
with cantilevered floors in
prestressed steel and concrete.
The dividing walls
on each floor section
are fixed with recessed magnalium
flanged groov--
By avoiding wood
and timber derivatives
and all other inflammables,
we've almost totally
removed the risk of...
Quite frankly, I think
may need strengthening a bit.
Won't the cost rise?
It might.
Well, I don't know
whether I'd worry about
strengthening that much.
They're not meant
to be luxury flats.
Tenants are of light build
and relatively sedentary.
I think we're on to a winner.
Oh, thank you!
What other ways are there
of recognizing a mason?
Good morning.
I'm sorry to have
kept you waiting,
but I'm afraid my walk has become
rather sillier recently,
Now, then, what was it again?
Well, sir, I--
I have a silly walk,
and I'd like to obtain
a government grant
to help me develop it.
May I see your silly walk?
Yes, certainly. Yes.
Uh, that's it, is it?
Yes. That's it. Yes.
Mm-hmm.
It's not particularly
silly, is it?
The right leg
isn't silly at all,
and the left leg merely does
Every alternate step.
With backing, I could
make it very silly.
The very real problem
is one of money.
I'm afraid the ministry
of silly walks
is no longer getting
the support it needs.
You see, there's defence,
social security,
health, housing,
education, silly walks.
They're all supposed
to get the same,
but last year,
the government spent less
On the ministry
of silly walks
than it did on national defence.
Now we get 348 million a year,
which is supposed to be spent
on all our available products.
Coffee?
Yes, please.
Mrs. Two-Lumps, would you bring
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