Parrot Sketch Not Included: Twenty Years of Monty Python Page #5
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- 1989
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Bonsoir. Ici nous avons
les diagrammes modernes
d'un mounton Anglo-Francais.
[continues in French]
Maintenant...
Baa baa baa...
Nous avons dans la tete,
Le cabine. Ici, on se trouve
monsieur Trubshawe.
Vive Brian, wherever you are.
D'accord, d'accord.
Maintenant, je vous
presente mon collegue,
le pouf celebre
Jean-Brian Zatapathique.
Merci.
Maintenant, le mouton,
le landing, les wheels.
Bon.
Les wheels, ici.
C'est formidable,
n'est ce pas est bon?
[continues unintelligibly]
Baa baa baa.
Le derriere du mouton...
Choo choo choo.
Merci beaucoup.
Mais...
O sont les bagages?
O sont les bagages?
O est le voyageur?
Le voyageur.
Merci.
Les voyageurs!
Les bagages!
Ils sont ici!
Et maintenant...
Baa baa.
Baa baa.
Baa baa.
Fantastique.
Un, deux, trois.
Baa baa!
Baa baa!
[music plays]
And now for something
completely different.
Gentlemen, we have
two basic suggestions
for the design of this
architectural block--
The residential block.
I thought it best that
the architects themselves
came in to explain the
advantages of both designs.
[knock on door]
That must be the first
architect now.
Ah, yes, it's mr. Wiggin
of Ironside and Malone.
Good morning, gentlemen.
This is a 12-story block,
combining classical
neo-Georgian features
with all the advantages
of modern design.
The tenants arrive
in the entrance hall,
are carried along the corridor
on a conveyor belt,
and pass murals depicting
Mediterranean scenes,
towards the rotating knives.
The last 20 feet
of the corridor
are heavily soundproofed.
these chutes,
and the mangled flesh
slurps into these--
Excuse me.
Did you say knives?
Oh, rotating knives. Yes.
Are you proposing
to slaughter our tenants?
Does that not fit in
with your plans?
No, no. We wanted
I see. I hadn't correctly
divined your attitude
towards your tenants.
You see, I mainly design
slaughterhouses.
Yes, a pity.
This is a real beaut.
None of your blood
caked on the walls
and flesh flying
out of the windows,
inconveniencing passers-by.
Well done, but we did want
a block of flats.
Won't you reconsider?
Think of the tourist trade.
It's just that we wanted
a block of flats
and not an abattoir.
Yes, well, of course.
That's the sort
of philistine, pig ignorance
I've come to expect
from you non-creative garbage.
You sit there on your loathsome,
spotty behinds
squeezing blackheads,
about the struggling artist.
You excrement!
You lousy, hypocritical,
old whining toadies
with your lousy colour TV sets
and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs
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