Pardon My Sarong Page #4

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Now, I get my ma...

Oh, hold it over there.

Is something wrong? Plenty,

yeah. Hold it over there.

Hocus-pocus,

diddly-okus. And now...

The egg is still

in your hat.

Is something wrong?

Uh-huh.

I gotta use more eggs.

Hold the cigar, please.

Now, I take it...

You didn't see nothing wrong?

No, the egg is still there.

I'm glad

you saw it.

I crack it again

like this.

I put another egg in there.

Then I put in a little salt.

A little

salt and pepper.

I get

the outboard motor.

There you are.

And now...

we got an omelet.

Hmm, all right.

What do you know? Get them

out. Make them disappear.

You don't have toast with you, do you? No.

Make them disappear?

Yeah, make 'em disappear.

I got a card trick...

Never mind the card trick!

Get those eggs

outta my hat!

I got a cute trick...

Never mind!

Come on, listen.

Get those eggs

outta my hat!

Me and my brother, Marco,

used to do this trick.

Then why can't you get 'em out?

That's the part Marco knows.

Somethin' wrong?

Oh, ah-hah!

Ah-ho! Ah-ho!

Ah-hah! Ah-hah!

Ah-ho!

Ooo-ooo-ooo!

Hey, Wellington!

Hurry up.

Turn around.

Get down!

Ah!

Hey, fellas, give me a hand, will ya?

Help me get this box

on that truck.

Now, wise guys, I've got

you where I want you.

I'm gonna ship you

by fast freight.

You didn't think I'd catch you, did ya?

Ho-ho. Come on! At least I got you!

You think you can

get away from me, huh?

Come on. Get in there.

That'll hold you 'til

I catch your pal. Yeah?

You got outta that box

but you won't get outta there!

I'll guarantee that.!

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Algy, come on,

I got him!

You got who? The cop.

I got him in the trunk.

Swell! All by myself, I

put him right in the trunk.

Behind, in the back. Not

in the back, in the trunk.

Behind ya. Not behind me. He's under me.

I'll give you a peek.

Come here. Look.

Look!

All good things

must come to an end.

I think while I can

still recognize you,

I'll kiss you all

good-bye.

Tommy!

Tommy!

Why do I always

have to be last?

Is that as hard

as you can slap?

- That's hard enough.!

- What's the matter, Sis?

Just a kissing Tom. Slight

case of mistaken identity.

Not on my part.

Roger, this is Tommy Layton,

the sportsmanlike yachtsman

who stole your crew.

Wait a minute. I don't know

what my agent did, but...

You are Tom Layton? Yeah. So what?

Allow me to introduce myself. Roger!

I don't think he can take it. This

is hardly the place to find out.

He's right. Besides, I have a much

better idea on the crew situation.

A much better idea!

Yes, yes

Now brothers and sisters Yes, hallelujah

We all give the jazz a stride Yes, Elmer

To have one of them good,

old jam sessions Uh-hum

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