Pardon My Sarong Page #3

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Those guys are tough.

When you get inside those

pens... Pens? Uh-huh.

Hotel pen?

Certainly.

Do... do...

A cop!

Certainly!

I beg your pardon.

Are you looking for

someone? I'm looking for...

Oh, I beg your pardon.

How do you do?

Hey, look!

Maybe he can make us

disappear. Let's find out.

Oh, archery.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Hey, look!

Oh, Marco the Magician.

What are you...

Wait!

Why don't you knock on the

door? I don't give a rap anymore.

Ah, bon soir, monsieur.

Oh, come on.

Hey!

Come on.

Pardon me. Did you see bus drivers come

in here? Je suis Marco, le Magicien.

Yeah, they stole a bus.

I've got a warrant for these

guys and now they've disappeared.

Ah, disappeared!

Oui, oui, oui.

Une fois, deux fois,

trois fois.

Maintenant, je vais

le faire chapper...

avec un mouchoir...

What are you doing?

This guy must be crazy.

Bruler, commencer par...

Wait a minute!

You can't do that!

Disappeared.

What do you mean setting my warrant

on fire? I'll arrest you for arson.

Un instant.

Voila.

C'est un truc

tres simple.

Au revoir.

That guy

is all right.

You magicians

certainly get around.

You go out there

and pop up here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do me a favor.

Oui, oui. Do that trick

over for me, will ya?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, where you make

it disappear? Oh, oui, oui.

Where you burn it up?

Oui, oui.!

Oui, oui.! No, no. Do

it like you did before.

I want to learn it all; fold

it up... Oh, viva la sardines.

Yes, yes.

Oui, oui. No, wrap the

handkerchief around it.

Take my handkerchief.

Now burn it up.

Burn it up. Come on. Oui, oui, oui.

Yes, sir.

Oui, of course.

Now pull it

out of my collar.

Wha... Wha...? The collar!

Pull it outta the collar.

Come on!

The collar!

Pull it

outta the collar!

No, the collar. Pull it outta

there. Don't you understand?

I'm sorry, I don't speak

English. That's different then.

Hey, what are you

pullin'?

Another one. How do you do? How are ya?

I suppose you're

Marco the Magician too.

No, I'm his twin brother. Twin brother?

Then how come you speak English

and he don't? He was born in France.

If you're twins, why weren't

you born in France with him?

I was traveling with

my aunt at the time.

I'm tired of this

hocus-pocus.

Let me see a trick. If it lays an

egg, you've got explainin' to do.

If it lays an egg?

Yeah.

I'm glad

you mentioned eggs.

Take your hat off, please.

Hold your hat in your hand.

Here I have a common,

ordinary egg.

I am going to break the egg in

your hat and do a trick. In my hat?

In your hat and

over your ears.

Now, I'm gonna

break the egg.

There you are. See that? I'll

put that in too. I don't care.

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