Paranormal Whacktivity Page #3

Synopsis: A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Roger Roth
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2013
89 min
Website
200 Views


- No.

We 've scoured the hall.

Now we have sex.

- Have you done it?

- No.

Some thugs broke into and rummaged,

but cleaned up, except it here.

Why do not you realize that it is

something supernatural? Bullies?

Bullies. I've even been to one.

Now I'm gonna give you.

- Where were we?

- The mask.

I put it here.

Where are you, you devil?

We do it without it.

I do not want anymore.

Good night.

Take it easy, folks.

The film needs conflict.

We have her where we want her.

We'll get her. Calm down.

2 night

17 September 2010

What the hell.

Get your tongue out of my boyfriend!

What are you doing?

- I had a glorious oral sex dream.

- It was not a dream.

Something on our couch gave you oral sex.

It rhymed.

It must have been daemon. he can

really use his forked tongue.

That's why I have not been wanting.

I am satisfied every night.

- Do you believe me now?

- I'm sorry I doubted.

Every night?

The demon is obsessed with your cherry.

We must do something.

We should not have sex,

before we know what it is.

- It's a go... bad idea.

- We must call a prof

I like the idea.

- I 've ordered a prof

- She looks smart.

Come on, Miss hussy. Is it French?

Michael told me about your problem.

It costs extra if you're filming.

It's no problem. Sit down.

Do you often at home?

Homes, hotels, offices, space shuttle

- I am, where I'm needed.

- Space Shuttle?

- It was not impressive.

Sandwich without gravity

is nothing special.

You have a partner. Great.

I must just ask.

Can you feel anything in the house?

My nipples are stiff.

I did not know that it was

a sign of evil spirits.

Are they trying to communicate?

They say:

" Caress me. Sweets me."

- Sexy.

- It was as weird.

Can you reassign them?

Cardio and aerobics -

we can do whatever you want with them.

- Okay. We go right ahead.

- Of course.

- What are you doing?

- Want to participate or just watch?

- You should hire a prof

- She is Professor

A whore. The nameplate.

I thought

you would like help with sex.

Our demon problem.

A medium or something.

- I am intuitive.

- Get out.

You must still pay

the full amount.

Do you want to show me her breasts again?

I want a different angle.

We need a medium.

You get no tip.

- I hear, I need a medium.

- You sensed it.

I heard it. I am registered

sex offender and amateur medium.

I am obliged to tell you

I have moved into the neighborhood.

Come in, I think.

- I can not be here.

- Is it the camera?

- Do you demon angry?

- The reason fetters.

I can not go further

than 450 meters from my house.

- Can you help us anyway?

- I'm not a viable medium.

- But I do card tricks. Is this card?

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