Paranormal Whacktivity Page #2

Synopsis: A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Roger Roth
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2013
89 min
Website
198 Views


There was extinguished,

while we... I had sex.

- It's the crazy spirit.

- I think it 's about me.

- That's not true.

- So is it enough for you.

You may be frigid.

Cool, cold and bitchet.

You look as if

you get an epileptic seizure.

My name is Kasey

and has difficulty speaking.

Go to hell.

I want to see what the camera

says about evil spirits.

1 night

16 September 2010

- I did not think I was sleepwalking.

- There's more.

Your erection excites me.

Did you dream about me?

Of course. I was hoping to see something

supernatural, but it's fun to watch.

That's what my movie needs.

A little comedy.

- I'm filming on the night.

- This is real.

Meanwhile, I will be proactive,

when it comes to our sex life.

- What does it involve?

- Wait and see.

Before Michael was dating I bullies.

A doorman at a strip club

a band member, antichrist.

I thought Andy Greis. insurance

agent and a member of Fight Club.

I broke the first rule.

Bisser is exciting,

but I wanted reassurance.

I was attracted by Michaels

intelligence, kindness and humor.

He is a little unsure in the bedroom.

When I have satisfied him,

he says sorry... writing.

With a map and muffins.

I do not eat carbs.

- I'm home, honey.

- Where have you been all day?

- Voil.

- What is it?

I have realized that you need

the correct stimulus.

It makes you forget

ghosts and demons.

- What is it?

- Sex Toys.

- I will not soon...

- I have bought all sorts of sizes.

Anal Beads, for a change.

Black penis asian penis

an anal plug.

I do not know what it is,

but will try it.

- Cool. I whip my boomerang.

- Michael.

- Does this one? Yes.

- Stop.

- We do not need sex toys.

- I forgot the best.

- Hey, baby.

- An inflatable doll. Honestly?

- Is that Sarah Palin?

- Frdigoppustet.

What was it?

Now we kill

dragon, monster, demon.

- Why do you wash you so late?

- You come too often.

Film me when I go into.

There are socks everywhere.

- What is it?

- You play enough not golf.

There comes a voice from inside.

- It is my meditation CD.

- Wait.

Say it again.

- My meditation CD.

- Case closed, for now.

For next time...

- Was it fun?

- No.

I have thought of,

maybe I 'm crazy.

There is perhaps no

something supernatural.

I think you're right.

There is nothing that can jump.

It was not funny.

You scared me.

Why are my nipples stiff?

The mask is is sexy.

Put it on again.

Come here, my little sextrold.

Finally we make it.

I'm underworld king!

Good grief. I'm coming.

- It was great.

- Our sex?

You saw the terror in your face.

I must have a close up.

Do it right again.

- Perfect.

- I heard footsteps in the hall.

- Hold it. Can you see anything?

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