Paranormal Whacktivity Page #4

Synopsis: A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Roger Roth
Production: Screen Media Films
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2013
89 min
Website
202 Views


- I have not selected any map.

- But you would have chosen it here.

- How did you do?

Be nice to go.

If one more person knocking on...

Beat it, pervert. I'm sorry,

I thought you were someone else.

- Do you spray against termites?

- Oh no. I am a Ghostbuster.

- I imitate Ernie Hudson.

- Is it the black?

- I am definitely black.

- African American Ghostbuster.

- Can we help you?

- I need a medium.

- Are you media?

- Can a black man not be?

Should we give him my wallet?

Definitely.

When the subject falls on race, I come

up and running. I'll take a look.

Come inside.

Being Ernie Hudson imitator

is not as profitable as you think.

I have to supplement my income

with a little of everything.

I also Notary Public,

craftsman -

- And I pick seeds of marijuana.

Do your work, mr. Hudson. Let me know

if you see something supernatural.

The film has brig for this.

- It's probably not something that I film?

- Oh no.

- Interesting.

- Can you feel spirits?

Sponge. It may you immediately

do something about. It's disgusting.

Why do you Ghostbuster equipment?

- I feel fine. Problems?

- No.

- Should I look around the house, or not?

- Yes. What should we do?

Do you have grass?

This card means that there is

much love between you two.

This means that there is a force,

who are trying to divide you.

- What power is it?

- It does not say the cards are not.

- I must have the large weapon.

- Is it your Ghostbuster weapons?

I had a real Ghostbuster - weapons

but did not get it approved.

This makes the best margaritas

on this side of Tiajuani.

- Tiajuani?

- A little excitement benefit my rutini.

- Rutini?

- You know what I mean.

Is that you, Dad? You would go out

to buy into. Has passed 30 years.

Does this one?

I hate you.

- No!

- What did you see?

Lakers lose to Portland tomorrow.

- What about us?

- You have a demon.

You must not under any circumstances

communicate with it.

If it is a demon,

you are in trouble.

Demons like rumper. I would

to expel demons from the rump.

I'm flattered, but I sexstrejker.

Where are you going?

I will be in court.

Child support is no joke.

Are you kidding?

Good night.

3 night

17 September 2010

Proof that it is supernatural.

I 'm excited to cut the movie.

- Scary.

- There's more.

We can show daemon on Broadway.

- How could we sleep while?

- I put a pill in your cornflakes.

- Rape pill?

- You should be relaxed and cheeky.

How dare you?

It is the worst thing you've done.

- How was I?

- I did nothing.

I was hungry, ate cereal flakes

and fell asleep.

How can I be attracted to someone

who can not even rape me?

Sorry. Let me make amends.

Should we eat dinner at Pietro 's?

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