Paranormal Movie Page #3
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- Year:
- 2013
- 88 min
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Are you gonna have that camera
We have to if we want to
catch this thing in action.
All right. Camera man,
what do you think?
I'm flying a 12K par on a
condor and a couple of 650s
with CTB
for an ang light, nigga.
Where do you want me, sir?
What scene number is this again?
- What was that?
- I don't know.
Larry!
It's coming from here.
Wait! Composer?
Yes, sir.
Can I get a little
scary music swell here, please?
Of course, sir.
Don't worry.
It's just a vibrator.
Why would it go off
on its own?
I don't know. Must have
some sort of timer on it.
Why would a vibrator
have a timer on it?
I don't know.
So you know when to go
yourself?
- Hey, wait.
- Why was that bleeped?
Because, sir, the distributors
want you to maintain a PG-13 rating.
So I can't say?
I'm afraid not.
I can't say pig?
No, you can't say that either.
Well, what good does it do in a scary movie
if I can't say pig?
I'm sorry.
But the script has a gnarly
decapitation scene
where a paraplegic woman
gets raped and brutally murdered.
Yeah, and that's fine.
The MPAA doesn't care about shocking violence
as long as you don't say any naughty words.
I see.
I feel better.
What the?
Okay.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Yeah, just...
Wait. Whoa.
Where's the clown?
Oh, there he is.
Yeah, no biggie, right?
No, seems
like a normal night.
You know, I was thinking about calling
a psychic to help with our problem.
We don't need a psychic for that.
The pump I ordered came in yesterday.
No, not that problem.
The problem with our
house being haunted.
Oh! I know a great psychic
we could call.
He's a waiter at
the dim sum place.
He's always sticking
notes in my dessert.
What does it say?
"Cheer up,
it's only chlamydia."
There's a lot of truth to that.
Yeah. A lot.
Listen, Katie, this is
a serious matter.
I don't think we can rely
on Chinese mumbo-jumbo.
Okay,
this is what we need.
You mind zooming in here?
I don't feel like getting up.
Okay. This guy's been a practicing
psychic for over 500 years.
He even attended a psychic retreat
in India for two weeks.
That's a foreign country.
Yeah. Exactly!
For a one-time fee, he'll not only
communicate with spirits,
but he'll also pop out
a dent in your car.
Okay. We're just waiting
for our psychic to arrive.
Look at that.
Perfect timing.
Not really. Wish that would
have happened about 10 seconds ago.
But here we go.
Hi.
Hi, there, folks.
We are going door to door
doing missionary work
for the Church of
the Latter-day Saints.
We'd like to share our message of peace and love.
Here, take a pamphlet.
It just says, "F*** the Jews."
Oh, you know what?
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