
Paranormal Movie
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- Year:
- 2013
- 88 min
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There we go,
make your momma proud.
Hey, Larry, let's go
play some catch.
Go throw the ball around.
Get your mitt.
Larry, get your mitt,
let's go throw some...
Let's go play some...
Jesus, Larry, you scared me.
Don't sneak up on me like that.
Where's your...
Larry!
Jesus, stop doing that.
You know I have a bad ticker.
Now, where's your baseball,
let's find your baseball.
Maybe it's under the...
How the hell did you
get under the bed?
Come on, Larry.
Let's find your mitt.
Where's your mitt? Let's stop horsing around here,
and let's go throw the ball.
Where is that glove?
I don't see... What?
Okay. Oh, my God.
I'm on to you. You crazy little fucker.
Stop doing this
to me, Larry.
There's two of you.
I can't take any more.
I can't...
But I ran.
I ran so far away.
I couldn't get away.
How are you doing?
What are you doing?
Just driving around,
filming people.
How are you doing?
Stop.
Are you still here?
How are you doing?
How are you doing, man?
What's up?
How you doing, dude?
- You get paid for this?
- No. For fun.
Are you in high school or something?
No, 40 years old.
Where are you going?
You're acting weird
I'm not weird.
Hey, buddy!
What did you bench today?
What the hell are you doing?
Huh?
Get the...Get out of here.
Whoa.
Hey, Roger,
you wanted to see me?
Yeah, Larry.
You're fired.
Okay.
So...
How do you rate our date so far?
Do you film everything?
Well, I wanted to
capture our first kiss.
Oh! Uh...
Oh. Really? Okay.
Oh, Jesus. Okay.
You all right?
Oh, my God.
I'm meeting my girlfriend's
parents for the first time,
and I just took the
biggest dump of my life.
It won't flush.
It won't flush.
Honey, is
everything okay in there?
Huh?
Ooh.
Today's the day
my girlfriend moves in.
Hopefully she doesn't have
too many boxes.
Hi, honey! How are you?
Yes. Oh, God.
I think I lost the baby.
What?
I think I had a miscarriage.
Are you filming this?
Better.
Okay, so this is the house
i inherited from grandma.
Those lanterns at the front
were from Paris. Stole 'em.
You know,
if you come over here,
I talked to a lot
of sculptors,
and
I wanted to capture the moment that
i discovered masturbation.
That's a Playboy I'm reading,
and a lot of times
my dog, Rex,
would watch me masturbate.
It got so annoying that I'd have to climb
a tree just to get away from Rex,
because it made me creepy
that he'd watch me.
That is a desk
And we just kept it
the same way.
This couch was a find.
I had it in college.
Wiped the pee stains
out of it.
an interesting story.
I was in Mexico and I was drunk
and I hit an animal I didn't really know
what it was,
but I cooked it up and ate it.
And I think look
pretty darn good.
Bitch getting that
through customs.
This is our dining room.
Oh, this is a nice,
interesting piece.
This piece represents the story of a small,
black child in the South,
a slave, making her way North to safety
in Harriet Tubman's Underground Railroad.
Interesting.
This is the kitchen,
where we do a lot of stuff.
Over here is the fridge,
the refrigerator.
This is where we do a lot
of our product placement.
And come over here. Oh, wait, go back.
And this is great.
This is an interesting thing.
Last night,
I cooked the best cheese sandwich of my life.
I put it right up on top there.
And the cheese
melted perfectly.
The best thing I've ever had
in my life. This, uh...
That's my pig.
There's a paper mache replica of my dog, Dog Byron.
Good guy.
And there's Cindy.
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