Our Relations Page #4

You know, l have to tell her|l'm bringing home the milk.

Would you rather we stepped out?

No, stay where you are, l'll just be a second.

(Ringing)

Hello! (Grunts)

- l lost... Where is it? Where'd you...?|- Right here, sir.

- You won't talk long?|- l won't.

Listen, l'm bringing home the...

Pardon me, will ya?

Just a minute! lt's a little...|l don't know, it's so crowded.

Here, could you...?

lt's just... Hello?|Just a minute now. l'll get this.

Hello?! l'm calling about...

Er...l think somebody took the phone.|Wait a minute.

Hello, Sarah. Yes. How much?

Just a minute. Hello!

Boys, just a minute. Listen.

Just... l'll pull the wire.

l'll... Oh, l lost it! Where's the thing?

Where you got that thing? Do you got it?|Are you hurt?

- l'll get it.|- Hello?

(Yells)

Just a minute, something's on my foot.|Can you hold the wire?

Wait a minute, l can't find the...

Whoa! Hello?!

Hello? Can you...?

(All) Ohh!

- What's the big idea?|- Sorry, sir, just a little accident.

Yeah, well, you'll pay for this.

Just put it on the check, please.

- Don't worry, it'll be on there.|- Come, Alf.

Joe, come and give me a hand with this!

- Did you get in a fight?|- No, just a little conference.

- Nothing serious, l hope?|- Oh, no.

We've just decided that if you don't mind,|we'll change our clothes

and take you out for a good time.

- That's OK with me.|- Me too! Don't be long.

- We won't.|- Don't go away cos we're coming back.

- You bet we won't.|- We'll be back in a jiffy.

- Hey, where do you think you're going?|- Shh.

We're going to change our clothes|and get some more money.

- More money?|- Yeah, you see we didn't have enough.

Yes, sir, and while we're gone, see that|the little ladies have everything they desire.

- Goodbye.|- Goodbye.

Now, don't go away, will you?|We won't be long.

Come on, don't dilly-dally!

You're always fiddling around.

Just a minute, you think l'd let you|get away from here without paying that bill?

You give me that dough|or l'll beat you both up or have you pinched.

Or maybe both!

Can't you make up your mind?

My good man, don't you understand?|lt's simple.

- We'll get our money and come back.|- See?

No, you ain't leaving here until you pay|or leave me something for security.

Why don't you leave him the ring?

We'll get our money from Finn|and the Captain won't be any the wiser.

- Splendid.|- We've figured out a plan.

You'll like this.

How about that for security?

(Whistles appreciatively)

(Whistles) lsn't that a daisy?

- lt's all right with me.|- Now remember.

When we come back and pay you|we get that ring back, right?

- Right.|- Right.

(Knock at door)

(Knock at door)

Who is it?

- lt's us.|- Hello, boys, come on in.

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