Our Relations Page #3

You don't think|we're giving 'em away, do you?

Waiter, could you exchange this|for a couple of spoons?

Give me those straws,|l'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

Oh, l'm sorry. Just a little accident.

That's all right. Accidents will happen.

(Giggles)

lf l've spoiled your drink|may l buy you another?

We don't mind if you do. Won't you join us?

Oh!

We don't mind if we do.

Thank you. Come, Alfie.

My name is Mr Hardy|and this is my very good friend Mr Laurel.

l'm glad to know you.|This is my very good friend Lily.

- How do you do, Lily?|- How do you do?

And my name is, er, Alice.

Alice.

My mother's name was Alice.

(lnhales)

(Sighs)

Your mother's name wasn't Alice.

That was her second name|on my father's side.

Hey, Joe, meet a couple of pals of ours -|Mr Laurel and Mr Hardy.

l met 'em. So what?

Two more beers for the ladies.

- No more beer for us.|- Oh, you must have something...Alice.

lf you insist l'll have an absinthe frappe.

l think l'll have the same.

You couldn't split one, could you?

What about something to eat?

- What's ready?|- A quarter pound steak's just coming.

- OK.|- And you?

A Lobster Newburg, mock turtle soup,|a New York cut steak - well-done,

lyonnaise potatoes,|broccoli with hollandaise sauce on the side,

lettuce with Roquefort cheese dressing,|coffee - demitasse - and that's all.

Don't you want any dessert?

- That's sweet of you. Crepe suzette.|- (Lily) Make that two.

(Crack)

Excuse me just a moment.

(lnaudible)

Er, will you pardon us? My friend|wishes to speak to me in private.

- Go right ahead.|- We'll be right back.

Let's go in there, we can talk|and nobody will hear us.

(Grunts)

What is it?

What about them ordering all that food?|We've only got 75 cents.

l've got it all figured out.

We'll go and see Finn|and get our money back.

He won't give us it. We told him...

Oh, yes he will. l know how to handle him.

Besides, it's our money|and we'll do what we like with it.

l thought we were going to start saving.

We can start saving on the next trip.

We've got a chance to have a swell time|so we might as well take advantage of it.

l guess you're right.|We can be millionaires anytime.

Any old time. Now let's go back to the girls.

(Telephone ringing)

- Hello?|- Hello.

- Who is it?|- lt's me.

- What do you want?|- Nothing, what do you want?

- Nothing, you rang.|- l didn't do anything of the kind.

- You did...|- Put that back and get out of here.

(Ringing)

(Slurring) Hey! Would you chaps mind|stepping out a minute? That call is for me.

Hey! Stay where you are, l'll get it,|it'll only take a second.

l'm sorry to disturb you boys|but this call is from the wife.

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