Orcs! Page #4
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- 2011
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Course she did.
I'm not tucking you in.
Hey. Cal. If you could be any
protected species. what would you be?
I'd be a narwhal.
It wasn't supposed to
end like this. Hobie.
Hanalei Bay. Hawaii.
That's where I was headed.
You know. I'd have grown...
..pineapples and coconuts
behind the station.
And the native girls would have
used them to make pina coladas.
And they would have danced for me
treated me like a king.
'Cause I'd keep everybody safe
in paradise.
Wow. That sounds awesome.
When I become a ranger.
I don't care where they put me.
Just as long as I
work with good people.
You know. They become
kind of like your family. I think.
But if I had my choice.
I'd choose one of the big parks.
like Yosemite or Yellowstone.
Yellowstone can kiss my ass.
You know what big parks are?
Paperwork. Daily uniform inspections.
Time management. Requisition forms
for every little. Tiny thing.
Sexual harassment suits!
Oh. You know. He never
had to deal with any of that.
Who's he?
Ezekiel Crawford.
Park's first ranger.
Oh. I've heard of him.
Didn't he die protecting the park
from illegal mining?
That's right.
A real hero.
Rangers were rangers back then.
None of this weak-sauce
bureaucratic pussies
you find in the service nowadays.
You know. Maybe
it's just the booze talking. But...
..I think I want to get fired.
Well. what about the coconuts?
Coconuts are over. Hobie.
I'm the loser. Marge wins.
And that's what
really pisses me off.
Come over here.
Stop it.
Guys! Take it easy over there.
I'm trying to concentrate.
Kyle. Tammy. Quit it! It's not funny.
Sasquatch.
Oh. Dammit!
This is Ranger Cal Robertson.
I know it's you.
you pot-smoking teenagers.
Shut the hell up and go to sleep!
Thank you.
Don't make me come out there.
you little pissants!
I will use whatever force is necessary
to keep the peace.
Get up. Volunteer Cadet Hobie!
Sasquatch!
I'm getting transferred to Hanalei Bay.
Hawaii. And you're coming with.
How about it?
Yes. Sir!
OK. Then. We have 2 hours
before those test reslllts come back in.
And I'll be damned
if we don't go out there
and prove we've the best damned
rangers in the US Park Service.
Now. Let's go get that bear.
Or Big Foot.
OK. whatever it is that's causing
a ruckus out there. Let's go deal with it.
On your feet. Ranger!
Yes. Sir!
But first we're gonna deal with
those nocturnal pot-smoking.
drum-banging. Punk-ass teenagers.
That's a lot of cheese puffs.
Told those kids
not to store food in the tent.
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