Orcs! Page #5

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I've never seen a bear attack before.

It's horrible.

Yeah. It ain't pretty.

Still. no partially eaten remains

scattered around the immediate area

of the attack site. So that's a good sign.

Kids must have run off.

Still. It looks like one of 'em's hurt.

What do we do now?

Now we make that bear sorry

he ever stepped foot in our park.

I wish

bears were nice. Like Yogi.

OK. I can see...

I can see you're...

you're referring to a cartoon.

Now. This is gonna be a real bear.

a real bear which will kill you...

Whoa!

Whoa. whoa. whoa. Cease fire!

What was it?

Well. First of all. It's a chipmunk.

Second of all. He's dead.

Those the drums you heard?

Yeah. That's really freaky.

Oh. My gosh.

Oh. My gosh!

It's those damn kids!

Alright. You little punks.

You had your fun.

You trashed your own camp.

faked a bear attack. Congratlllations.

Oh. My God!

Run!

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go!

Some maniacs murdered

those poor pot-smoking kids!

I mean. who would do

such a thing?

It wasn't Big Foot!

Don't be ridiclllous.

Big Foots don't use bows and arrows.

We gotta evacuate the rest of the park

before someone else gets killed.

What about Marge? She's lead ranger!

She is not lead ranger. Hobie!

We are both GS-9s. OK?

You and I are gonna handle this.

You and me!

You take the west fork on the ATV.

I'm gonna clear out the east.

Get the main gate shut down.

head back to Marvin's.

Hey! Take this just in case.

I'm sorry! I'm going! I'm sorry!

Go. Go. Go!

Attention. Park patrons.

Please remain calm. But there is

a horde of bloodthirsty murderers

heading your way.

Please leave everything...leave

your belongings and...and r...go away.

Leave far. Far away.

Hey. Girls.

If you happen to run into what

looks like an apelike man. A Big Foot.

a sasquatch or serial clllt rapist.

please run for your lives.

'cause he killed a really cute teenager

who was using illegal drugs.

but she probably

was a good person still.

I. Uh. Think you may have

missed a spot. Uh... Uh... Yeah.

Just a little bit right there. Yeah.

Here?

You never can be too careflll.

You know. Skin cancer. It's a real killer.

So. Uh...

Also. There's been

a brutal dismemberment in the park

of at least one patron.

possibly four.

What?!

Technically. It's more of a decapitation.

So. Uh. I'm afraid we're gonna

have to evacuate the park.

Oh. My gosh!

Why don't you toss your tushes

in the jeep and follow me out of here?

1 0-. 1 0-. Cadet Hobie approaching

with an all clear.

I repeat. An all clear.

That's all clear.

Everybody left the camp in a hurry.

Everyone's gone.

Are you sure we're not missing anyone?

Yep. Pretty sure.

The western campers?

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