One, Two, Many Page #3
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- 2008
- 88 min
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in yorwhole life
to have three
great friends.
And that's
in yorwhole life.
l only got one.
Moms don't count, Ern.
No, l'm serious, Joey.
l mean, you need
to find kids
that share yor
interests, you know?
Kids that you have
something in common with.
That's where you'll
find a real friend.
Thanks, Dr. F***in' Phil.
bedsprings squeaking, moaning
Ah, come on, guys.
Jeez, l'm trying
to sleep here.
Man
Move to the right.
moaning
Even l can't
last that long!
telephone rings
Hang on,
l'll be right there.
rings
Don't hang up.
Hello?
Thomas.
Hey, Johnny, what's up?
Hey, dude, l got
some sh*t going on.
Yeah.
Fill in forme today.
Sh*t. Again?
Come on , Johnny.
lt's Saturday.
l know, l know.
Why can'tyou do it?
l gota commercial.
You gota commercial?
Yeah, national.
National?
Guinness.
Guinness?
Oh, yo lucky bastard.
So then
why are you crying?
My girljust left my, bro.
You're crying because
yourgirl left yo ?
Are yo kidding me?
No, dude.
l'd trade a chick
fora national commercial
any day of the week.
Come on , there's
a million other
chicks out there.
l don't think
l can live without her.
Oh, give me a break.
Jesus Christ, Ken!
What are you doing?
Sorry, l need movie time.
Haven't yo ever
heard ofMoviefone?
Oh, God!
Oh!
What was that?
Nothing. Ken's on
l should go gay.
l'd get more ass that way.
Come on , bro.
All right, l'll do it,
but yo owe me.
funny voice
Hey, kids, how ya doin'?
Come on over.
kids
Yay!
How's everybody doin'?
kids
Good!
What's the difference
between snotand spinach?
kids
What?
Kids won't eat spinach.
kids laugh
Hey, you guys
wanna see a trick?
kids
Yeah!
Well, l'm gonna
need an assistant.
Who should
l get over here?
Howabot the birthday
girl Shelby?
Shelby, l'm gonna
pick yo to volunteer.
Well, how can she
be a volunteer if
you're picking her?
Who are you, Judge Judy?
What am l supposed to do?
Why don'tyou come over
here and hold this hat?
Hey, get over here,
you varmints!
Shelby, give him
his nose back.
Get over here!
l'm gonna get ya!
Get over here!
You knowwhat,
you keep that one!
l'll take his!
Besides, his is
funnier looking.
Get over here!
Give me that nose!
kids shouting
Give me that face!
l only smoke when l drink
l only drink when l breathe
They're some great kids, man.
Thanks.
l always wanted
to be a dad some day.
burps
ls it hard?
No, man, being
a good dad's easy.
lt's being
that good husband thing
that gets a little tricky.
l know, right?
lt's hard being
faithful, isn't it?
Well--
telephone rings
Nah, you know what?
lf you're really in love,
you find the right girl,
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