On ne choisit pas sa famille Page #4

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Everything'll be fine.

Hold this.

- It's dumb to make a spectacle.

- What spectacle?

When straights kiss, it's normal.

We're obscene. Is that it?

It looks like my wife

is cheating with another woman.

Who do you mean?

You and me! Mr. and Mrs. Borgnoli.

So, you're in television?

Alex told me

you hosted "Of Horses and Men."

I'm a sound man.

For "Of Houses and Men."

I stopped watching TV in 2004.

Like you, I'd rather read.

Oh, no.

That's all we needed!

I can close up shop!

What's wrong?

They're reinstating the road tax!

I'll go sell lemons in Cavaillon.

Melons.

What melons?

Cavaillon melons. Not lemons.

It was an image.

Champagne?

- A glass of champ?

- I don't drink alcohol.

Juice then, soda?

What sodas do you have?

It's okay, Cesar. I'm not thirsty.

I'll stick with the champagne.

- The stewardess is cute.

- Yes, very.

Very cute.

Sorry about earlier.

I overreacted about your...

little "peck."

It was no peck.

We kissed as lovers do.

Sure, of course. That's why...

Did you see that western

with the two cowboys who...

What was it called again?

Great movie.

Baden-Baden Mountain.

Brokeback Mountain.

Baden-Baden's a town in German.

Miles from Cavaillon.

Okay, but it was still a mountain.

An ex dragged me to see it.

Well, it really got to me.

Even though I'm not... No, really.

But it's true...

Two guys, but really in love.

In love like...

you and Alex,

but as guys.

I'll try to sleep.

If you can't, just ask.

Take your pick:

Auto Buyers' Guide,

Auto News, Auto Plus

and The Auto Monitor,

which, if you ask me...

I'm not asking.

...Is still the bible.

Gladly.

What's your name?

I'll find Out.

- Time to wake up.

- Okay.

- Where are we?

- In the air.

We land soon.

We have to go over stuff.

What stuff?

My head weighs a ton.

For the nun we've been married

10 years. We have to rehearse.

- Sh*t.

- What?

I lost a sock.

We'll look later.

Focus! You have to answer

her questions right.

- Where'd we meet?

- At the airport.

Anyone find a sock in the night?

Your sock didn't run away.

It's on the plane somewhere.

I'll start again: Where'd we meet?

Wherever. Someone stole it.

Lisle socks aren't cheap.

A one-legged cripple, maybe.

We met through your sister.

You listening?

I don't think it's wise

to get my sister mixed up in this.

- Why not?

- It's obvious.

You're together.

If anyone cross-checks,

they'll be on to us.

Then let's say at friends.

That seems smarter.

I can't wear just one sock.

They'll spot me right off.

The attendant must have extras.

Not lisle socks.

On this company, they have them.

Okay.

Neither. Adoption.

Over there.

Hey,you!

Honey, get over here.

Your passport.

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