On ne choisit pas sa famille Page #3

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Others yes, but him no cap.

Anyway, that's nature.

Two organs continue

to grow as you age:

the nose and the ears.

And there is also an organ

that gets smaller with age!

Patai-Chung Orphanage

NO, stop!

- Stop! Not here!

- It's the law!

Not here! Stop.

It's Dr. Luix!

Hi, pumpkin.

Go and play.

Mother Marie-Souye,

what'd they want?

To post the new adoption laws.

Over the children's pictures!

Ah, yes. I heard.

Only married couples can adopt now.

A fine thing.

A child should be raised

by a father and mother.

Your malaria acting up again,

Mother?

Roll up your sleeve.

You know little Maily

is leaving us this week.

Her new parents are arriving.

I hate shots.

I have to fetch them at the airport.

Not like this. Send someone else?

Sister Lucienne had an accident.

She ran into an elephant

with the tuk-tuk.

Driver's license confiscated.

Why don't you pick up the parents?

Bangkok holds bad memories.

It's been over 5 years

since the Lord took your wife.

End your penitence.

You have a right to happiness.

And they're French.

You should be glad.

I usually avoid them.

The mother works

for French television.

And the father?

In cars. A pump attendant, I think.

- How old is he?

- About 50.

I see. Pump attendant at 50.

I hope they send Maily to college.

They arrive tomorrow at 3 p.m.

Flight Thai 807.

Where the hell is he?

- He'd better not back out.

- He gave me his word.

I hate latecomers.

There he is.

What's that hair color?

Bordeaux-mahogany?

Sorry I'm late. Wrong airport.

A Club Med habit.

So this is the Beast.

Beauty! Sorry, Beauty!

Pleased to meet you. Kim.

Cesar.

Maybe we should kiss.

As husband and wife.

That way, it'll be done with.

Angela by Cacharel.

Reminds me of an ex.

No, it's Meow by Gamahuche.

Remind you of anyone?

Gamahuche? Just a sec.

C'mere.

- I told Irene you'd wire the money.

- When you're back with the kid.

Natch'. It's just to say,

lrene's in the know.

She seems nice, funny and all that.

She reminds me of someone

in that tank top. But who?

It'll come back to you.

- A problem?

- No, honey. Everything's cool.

Let's go to check-in.

I'll take your bag, Kim.

Thanks, that's sweet.

It weighs a ton!

What have you got in there?

My kitchen sink.

I'm afraid someone'll steal it.

Just like me. A laugh a minute!

We could start an act in Bangkok.

We won't have time.

From behind you remind me of...

Another ex?

My high school gym teacher,

Mr. Chauvelau.

I worshipped him!

"Muscle Man."

He always wore a muscle shirt!

Like you.

- I might not last 48 hours.

- I warned you.

What a line!

Bangkok. Business, 1st Class,

this way, please.

Don't worry.

It's cool.

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