Oh, God! Book II Page #5

BOB HOPE,

ANGIE DICKINSON,

MELISSA MANCHESTER,

AND OLYMPICS EXPER BUD GREENSPAN.

AND NOW,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

HERE'S...

JOHNNY!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

GOD? ON THE JOHNNY

CARSON SHOW?

WHY NOT?

HE GETS EVERYBODY ELSE

TO REPLACE HIM.

I CAN' BELIEVE IT.

DON'T WORRY, TRACY.

ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME.

EVERYBODY ELSE:

IS WATCHING JOHNNY CARSON.

WOW. YOU REALLY

GET AROUND.

WHEN YOU GO A TERRITORY

AS BIG AS MINE,

YOU CAN'T DOG IT.

WELL, HAVE YOU

GOT A SLOGAN FOR ME?

YEAH, I GOT A FEW.

GOOD. LET'S HEAR THEM.

OK, HERE WE GO.

"HOW DO YOU SPELL

RELIEF? G-O-D."

THAT'S NICE.

IT'S--IT'S REAL NICE,

BUT I DON'T THINK

IT'S FOR ME.

HOW ABOUT THIS--

"GOD IS BULLISH

ON HUMANITY."

THAT'S NICE, TOO.

YOU GOT ANY MORE?

OH, SURE. THIS ONE'S

MY FAVORITE.

"YOU'RE IN GOOD

HANDS WITH GOD."

THAT'S GOOD,

BUT THEN AGAIN, TRACY,

THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN GOOD.

I THOUGHT YOU'D GO

FOR THAT ONE.

HOW ABOUT,

"LET GOD PUT YOU--"

IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT?

YEAH.

LOOK, I WORKED HARD

ON THESE.

I'M SURE YOU DID,

BUT, TRACY,

I DON'T WANT YOU

TO THINK I'M BRAGGING,

BUT LET'S FACE IT,

I'M AN ORIGINAL,

THE ONE AND ONLY.

I MADE MY OWN MOLD

AND THREW IT AWAY.

YOU KNOW, THIS ISN' EXACTLY EASY.

I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE.

ONE MORE WEEK.

JUST A WEEK?

THAT'S LONG ENOUGH.

LOOK WHAT I:

ACCOMPLISHED IN A WEEK,

AND WITHOUT COMPUTERS.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE

A MATH TEST COMING UP.

ONE WEEK.

I SAY IF YOU DON' SET DEADLINES,

NOTHING HAPPENS.

CAN I ASK MY DAD

FOR HELP?

IN MATH, SURE.

WHAT ABOUT SHINGO?

CAN HE HELP ME?

YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?

YEAH, SHINGO CAN HELP.

WE'LL DO

THE BEST WE CAN.

WE'LL REALLY TRY.

I DON'T SEE WHY

YOU HAVE TO:

HAVE IT SO FAST.

TRACY?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

NOTHING. UM, NOBODY.

YOU WERE JUS TALKING TO SOMEONE.

THAT? OH, I WAS TALKING

BACK TO THE TELEVISION.

THE SET ISN'T EVEN ON.

I TURNED IT OFF.

IT WAS SOME DUMB

COMMERCIAL.

THEY'RE ALWAYS

TRYING TO SELL:

YOU SOMETHING.

HOW ABOUT, "YOU CAN

BE SURE IF IT'S GOD"?

NO, IT HAS

TO BE ORIGINAL.

WE'VE BEEN AT I FOR HOURS.

LET'S GO HOME.

I'M STARVED.

WAIT! I THINK I'M

ON TO SOMETHING.

I LIKE IT. LET'S GO.

I DIDN'T SAY IT YET.

HOW ABOUT,

"BUY GOD. B-U-Y"?

GREAT. LET'S GO.

NAH,

IT'S TOO COMMERCIAL.

HE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW HIM:

BETTER THAN I DO.

HOW ABOUT, "TRY GOD"?

GREAT.

"GOOD GOD."

THAT'S EVEN GREATER.

"GREAT GOD."

PERFECT!

NO, IT JUST MISSES.

HOW COME EVERYTHING

JUST MISSES?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST A GUT FEELING.

THAT'S AN ADVERTISING

EXPRESSION.

I'VE GO A GUT FEELING, TOO.

I'M HUNGRY.

WE'LL THINK GOD

TOMORROW.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID WE'LL

THINK GOD TOMORROW.

THAT'S IT!

WHAT'S IT?

THINK GOD! THINK GOD!

THAT'S A TERRIFIC SLOGAN!

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