Oh, God! Book II Page #4

TO HIM.

YOU TALK TO GOD?

ALL THE TIME.

DID YOU TALK:

TO HIM TODAY?

YOU DID?

THIS MORNING:

WHEN I PRAY.

AND DID GOD:

TALK TO YOU?

NO, HE NEVER

TALKS TO ME.

MAYBE HE DOESN' UNDERSTAND SPANISH

SO GOOD.

ROSA...

YES?

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY

IF I TOLD YOU...

THAT I SAW GOD TODAY

AND WE TALKED:

TO EACH OTHER?

YOU BETTER GO TO BED.

YOU'RE GETTING LOCA

FROM THESE CRAZY MOVIES.

YOU SAW GOD:

IN YOUR DAD'S CAR?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU TALKED TO HIM

IN A RESTAURANT?

RIGHT.

DID YOU GE HIS AUTOGRAPH?

YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON.

NO, YOU'RE

PUTTING ME ON.

SHINGO,

I REALLY SAW GOD.

OK, OK.

WHAT DID GOD SAY?

HE SAID IF HE:

COULD GET KIDS:

TO SPREAD HIS MESSAGE,

THEN HE COULD:

DO OTHER THINGS,

LIKE COOL OFF A VOLCANO

AND STUFF.

YOU TWO HAD SOME

RAP SESSION.

HE WANTED ME TO COME UP

WITH A SLOGAN.

SLOGAN?

LIKE THEY HAVE:

IN TV COMMERCIALS.

OH. WHAT ELSE

DID HE SAY?

HE SAID SPELLING

DIDN'T COUNT.

I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD

OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

SPELLING ALWAYS COUNTS.

WHY DO I WASTE TIME

TALKING TO YOU?

MAYBE SHE DID SEE GOD.

HAROLD.

CAN YOU:

GIVE ME A SE CONTAINING

FIVE PRIME NUMBERS?

2, 3, 5, 7, AND 11.

THAT'S VERY GOOD,

HAROLD.

MISS HUDSON.

MISS HUDSON.

LISA.

WHEW.

CAN YOU TELL ME:

THE PROPERTIES:

OF A SET?

IT'S A SERIES

OF WHOLE NUMBERS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

MISS HUDSON.

MISS HUDSON.

MISS HUDSON.

I KNOW. MISS--

TRACY.

AWW.

CAN YOU TELL ME:

THE PROPERTIES:

OF A SUBSET?

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU

AFTER CLASS IS OVER.

YOU'VE BEEN VERY

INATTENTIVE IN CLASS,

AND YOU HAVEN' TURNED IN YOUR

HOMEWORK ALL WEEK.

I'M SORRY,

MISS HUDSON.

IS THERE ANYTHING

THE MATTER AT HOME,

SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW?

YOU SURE?

WELL, WHAT HAVE

YOU BEEN DOING:

WITH YOUR TIME?

I JUST CAN' EXPLAIN IT.

I'M SENDING A NOTE HOME

TO YOUR PARENTS.

MAYBE YOU CAN:

EXPLAIN IT TO THEM.

GIRLS, I BOUGHT A LO OF UNDERWEAR FOR MY MEN,

AND EVERY YEAR I PICK

FRUIT OF THE LOOM.

SURPRISE, EMMA!

HIYA, CUTIES.

EVERY MAN OUGHT TO BUY

FRUIT OF THE LOOM BRIEFS.

SO I CARRY:

THE AMERICAN:

EXPRESS CARD.

I ORDERED STEAK.

I DON'T WANT A MOVIE.

BUT I WANTED STEAK.

I DON'T THINK HE

WANTS THE MOVIE.

AT PSA WE NEVER:

LOST SIGHT OF WHA AN AIRLINE SHOULD BE.

SO, AT PSA, WE GIVE

YOU MORE PLANES:

AND LESS FANCIES.

WE GIVE YOU LOW FARES,

NOT FANFARES.

YOU STILL WATCHING

TELEVISION?

YEAH.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.

YOU SHOULD:

BE IN BED.

IT'S ALMOST 11:
30.

I WANT TO SEE:

THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW.

ALL RIGHT. WOULD YOU

LIKE SOME COCOA?

YEAH, GREAT.

BUT AFTER COCOA,

YOU GO TO BED, EH?

[THE TONIGHT SHOW

THEME PLAYS]

FROM HOLLYWOOD...

THE TONIGHT SHOW,

STARRING JOHNNY CARSON.

THIS IS ED McMAHON

ALONG WITH TOMMY NEWSOME

INVITING YOU TO JOIN

JOHNNY AND HIS GUESTS--

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