Not Suitable for Children Page #5

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what was it, three weeks?

Feels like more than that.

Like, in intensity.

We were meant to go to

my sister's house-warming,

and you just didn't show.

Well, it wouldn't be like that with a kid.

Obviously, I'd get a diary.

Jonah, Jonah,

it's nothing to do with you, really.

I mean, even if you were

really reliable and stable

and had lots of money and

a good career, were really smart.

It's just that the timing's wrong.

What about Ava?

You were so in love with Ava.

Yeah. Nah.

What about Becky Kincaid?

Can I just confirm

you're a definite no?

OK, I have emailed you

the party contact list.

I reckon, you call A to K, warn them.

I will call L to Z.

Gus, no girl in their right mind is...

No. I don't think you know

what he is capable of.

No-one is seriously

gonna consider this.

I don't think you know women at all.

lam a woman!

Hey, Jonah. What's going on?

Start calling.

Oh, the change I've already made in

this last week has been like, massive.

So if I continue on this rate of change,

for the next nine months

when the baby would be born, I'm

gonna be a completely different person.

I don't even know

who that person would be.

But I feel very strongly that

he would be a f***ing good dad.

You can leave the tray, thanks, Mum.

Thanks, Mrs B.

I just wanna kick off by saying

there are lots of sides to me.

And I know the party side gets a lot of

play, because I have them.

Jonah, I know why you're here.

We know. We all know.

And we just wanna say...

we're here for you.

How do you know?

Yeah, it is a little sad, but, you know, we'

re looking on the up and up.

Mm-hm. He might not even mention

babies at all. He might just initiate sex

And if you do end up

having sex with him...

Look, I know, I know. But just if you do

I wouldn't trust any of his contraception.

I don't know. Pin-pricks. Anything.

OK, thank you for that.

Who did you call?

I honestly believe

if the situation was reversed,

you would do the same for me, mate -

you would intervene!

We've got serious traction

with these parties, Jonah.

We can kick on with this -

being paid to party,

living hardcore for the rest of our lives

like the Rolling Stones or something!

The Rolling Stones

have all got kids, Gus.

Bullshit!

They have.

They've got like seven kids. Each.

Check Wikipedia.

I'm sure they don't see them, but.

Gus, I know you think you're helping.

But for the next couple of weeks,

stay out of my way, man.

If this changes your professional life,

I expect a thank you in a major way.

OK, just a light beer.

Just a light one? OK.

Not entirely sure which one's the light

and which one's the full strength, but...

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