Not Suitable for Children Page #4

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And now he's going

to see Stalker Becky.

He's gonna try and have a kid

with Stalker Becky! He's spinning out.

He's already called Ava and...

I'll put him on. I'll put him on.

Oh!

Mate? Come on.

Unlock your door!

Jonah, unlock the door.

Jonah!

Hey, in the world according to Gus,

you're off to conceive

a child with Stalker Becky.

Is that actually what's happening here?

Do you reckon you're feeling

so intense about this

because it's being taken away from you?

Yeah. That's exactly how it feels.

Aren't you worried that

the feeling might fade away in time?

Because it'd be pretty bad if it did

and you were stuck with a kid

you'd had with Stalker Becky.

She's not a stalker! She's my girlfriend.

Could be my girlfriend.

Becky from the past few parties?

And that whole time last year.

There was a whole time, Stevie,

we were sleeping together.

I thought that was Gus.

Well, she slept with Gus more back then

but she liked me better.

I think.

Actually, I know, 'cause she told me.

Told me I was better.

OK.

Jonah, I don't think

you should get on this train.

You know, there are other ways.

There's adoption or donor sperm...

What? Come on!

You just don't get it,

'cause you hate kids.

I don't hate kids.

Yeah, you do. You call babies 'aliens'.

I just don't personally

want an alien for myself.

You know what, Stevie,

I don't expect you to get this.

And I don't care what you think.

Oh, well... OK, fine.

And I hope for your sake

the baby only has one head,

because the amount of drugs

that girl's taken, you never know!

Hey. stranger!

Hey, could we just talk?

We have to be quiet.

My flatmate's next door.

Becky, I was thinking...

I have to be at work in 45 minutes so...

You remember that lump you found?

My uncle had the same thing.

In his prostate.

That's not the same thing.

That's prostate.

You would've made

such a beautiful father.

Really?

You just have this playfulness about you.

Your aura.

Becky...

Mmm?

I've got three weeks of fertility left

and, I know it's a long shot,

but is there any chance, at all, that you

would ever consider trying for a kid...

..with me?

Really?

Jonah?

Really?

Yeah.

Jonah!

Oh, my God!

Um, Jonah, can I just, um...

Do you...

I guess I just sometimes feel that

things are a little bit uneven between us,

the way we feel.

Oh, yeah. That's 'cause

I've been f***ed up!

No, it's...

Yeah. Yeah, Becky.

Becky, I've been a total fuckstick.

'Cause you see me, you know?

You really see me.

I guess...

And...

I like having sex with you and everything.

I just never saw us as, like, a couple.

It's OK. We can still do this.

Sorry, brother, not now.

We were only together for,

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