No Way Jose Page #4
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- 2015
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I played you that record.
How much Ambien did you take?
I took some Ambien.
That's what I, you know...
I was trying to tell you. This is just...
This is not...
Maybe, not the best time
for this.
Yeah, well,
maybe you should have thought of that
when you were doing the raping.
Hey, I didn't do the raping.
That's not how you say it.
Come on, man!
Listen, the whole Jose thing,
that's a real thing, man.
and the Borges and, man...
And I found out I was an
eighth homey and so, you know.
I'm a homey. I'm an eighth homey.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're Mexican.
Unlike Borges,
that's actually Argentinian, but whatever.
It was a three-week
summer fling, you know?
Okay, I was 18, she was 17.
I mean, we were
the same age basically.
You know, I mean, and let me tell
you a little something, man.
This girl knew
her way around the...
I don't know, the rodeo ring,
if you know what I'm talking about.
Ew!
Listen, listen,
the point is...
The point is...
Holy sh*t.
The door is breathing.
Is the door
breathing on your side?
No.
Okay.
Look, sweetie, sweetie...
I just wanted
to get laid, that's all.
I just wanted to
lose my virginity. Okay?
But the thing is, honey,
she fell in love with me.
Because guys like me,
they don't just go and...
They can't just get laid.
You know, they have
Her name was Gia.
It was like...
Gia
I can't do it right now.
But the point is,
is that she fell in love.
And she tells her father,
because he thinks
she's a virgin.
Which is crazy,
because if you saw
the build on this girl,
it's just not...
Virginity was not an option
for this girl, okay?
The dad...
Honey, you listening?
The dad turns out
to be a sheriff's deputy.
Okay?
And now I'm in an app!
Okay.
Fine.
Why didn't you
tell me this sooner?
I don't know.
Because I...
I was embarrassed, I guess.
You know, I think between
seeing my mommy naked
like way too much as a child
and my father's facts
of life talk consisting of
palming me with a strip of his
old rubbers like he was tipping a
bellhop.
What?
Sick sh*t, right?
I mean, this guy didn't even give me his...
I'm coming. It's the stairs.
You got a house
with too many stairs.
I mean, seriously, honey,
they weren't even reservoir tip.
I mean, they were like vintage
1950 father condoms.
I didn't mean, "What?
Please repeat,"
or "What?
Please free associate."
Okay.
Got... Check.
Okay. So what?
So you lied to me because
your parents have sex organs
and because your dad is awkward?
I'm saying that it was
a very difficult...
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