No Way Jose Page #3
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elementary school mailing list.
Honey, don't you think
that's a little premature?
I mean, we're not
even married yet.
No, but we're gonna be
and I thought it'd be good
to get involved
in the neighborhood.
I mean, that's why you moved to Glendale,
right, for the services?
No, that was
for the interminably
long commute back
into civilization.
Jesus!
What?
This is so gross.
What?
They sent me a link
There's an app for that?
Yeah, apparently.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, honey, don't.
You're downloading?
You don't want to download that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, give it.
Stop it. Honey...
You don't 'cause then your
phone gets filled with smut
and then you get...
"iPervert would like
to use your real location.
"Allow?" Yes, allow.
No, don't allow. Honey, don't allow.
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You really don't want to allow.
Hey, calm down on the Ambien.
You're gonna pee in the closet again.
I mean, you don't...
Edward Snowden.
What? Stop,
will you quit it?
What... Babe.
I'm feeling a little, woozy.
Um, maybe from the...
Go get a snack.
Yeah, I...
Well, could you get me a slice of cheese?
No.
I have an idea.
Would you like some cheese?
No, thank you.
You don't want to share
some cheese with me?
No.
No? Are you sure?
No, but I'm thinking...
You don't want any cheese?
You know, we could have like a
fondue party, all '70s-style.
Going once.
No, thank you.
All right.
We can invite our friends over.
We get weird.
Things could get weird.
You are getting weird.
Okay, I'm gonna get some cheese.
Okay.
Okay, we're the blue dot.
You cool on cheese?
Yep.
You want some cheese?
Your mom's mom
left your mom's dad
right after she was born, right?
And your grandfather
refused to ever
mention your grandmother's name
and your mom spent her entire
adult life looking for her.
Is that right?
That's right.
And then when she found her,
she learned that her biological father
was actually some
mariachi guy in Mexico
that her mom had
and so you
re-christened or
de-Jewished yourself
Jose.
That's right.
Gramps as it turned out
wasn't Gramps.
It was some guy named Lupe.
And that's the story,
that's why you changed your name?
Yeah, I mean, it's a true story.
It's the story of Jose Stern.
Or is it the story
of Joseph Stern,
the rapist?
I swear to God...
F***. Whoa.
Hey. Honey.
Honey, no, no.
Sweetie-kins.
Hey, you got to open the...
Come on, sweetie,
I'm f***ed up, man.
Don't call me man.
I'm so hip I even
call my girlfriend man.
I'm your fiance!
It's from a Dave Frishberg tune.
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