No Entry Page #4

Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
402 Views


Wow! What a place!

How can people commit

suicide from here?

'Champa, because I couldn't

embrace you... '

'I am embracing death! Your Champak! '

How stupid!

What must he have said before dying?

He must have definitely taken his

girl-friend's name.

Champa...!!!

I am coming!!!

It's his bike.

- Sanjana, he's there.

Champa...!!!

Hey, stop.

- Wait...

Hey stop... wait, what...

No, wait... stop what are you doing?

What are you trying to do?

Hello, scoot from here.

- Scoot, but why?

Who are you?

- That doesn't matter.

I won't let you do what you have

come here for.

Why won't you let me?

Do you own this Suicide Point?

This is a public property and

I'll do as I wish.

So you won't relent?

- No!

C'mon, get hold of him.

Help... help...

Pull me up...

How will we pull him up,

we are not equipped.

Hey, what are you doing?

I can't let a cute guy die like this.

That's why I am taking off my skirt...

you also take off you pants.

You take off yours too. We'll turn it

into a makeshift rope and pull him up.

My hands are slipping.

Pull me out of here.

Hey, he's slipping. C'mon, be quick.

Seems, they've gone from here.

Is someone else there?

I am not here.

Pull me up.

Hold it and come up.

Pull him up...

'Get out of here, Sunny! They've

got another weapon to kill you.'

That's a nice style of expressing

gratitude!

Hey, he's going.

Fast, note down his bike number.

- But why?

We'll inform his family that...

he wants to commit suicide.

Then it's upto him and his family.

01-222. BA-01-222.

I'll tell you about your past

and your future...

I'll tell you everything.

I'll make predictions about your

destiny, you handsome couple.

Let's ask him,

when will we have our kid?

Kaajal, the world has reached the moon

and you want to ask this parrot?

Okay, we'll ask him. Come...

Come and get your predictions,

handsome couple.

Tell me first, which parrot is going

to make the predictions?

The parrot will point the card and

I'll make the predictions.

Raja, tell me the number of this

gentleman.

Number two.

- Number two! Aha!

Brother, you are so fortunate.

You are twice blessed.

You've two houses?

- Yes!

You've two offices?

- Yes!

You've got two cars?

- Of course!

And two wives?

- 100%

What?

Hey, what crap are you talking?

It's not crap. I am just reading

what's written here.

Now, I know why

you were making excuses?

Please tell us some more.

He's got a child from

his second marriage.

Child?

- Hey!

Kaajal, don't cry.

I don't have any child.

Kaajal, he's...

- Daddy...

Daddy...

- He's not my kid, Kaajal!

I swear on you,

I don't even know him, Kaajal.

Then why is he coming

running towards you?

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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