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Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
2005
158 min
400 Views


Are you crazy? Does one change his wife

like he changes his car?

Hey, you're right! We are upright guys

and that's why we don't change wives.

But is it some sin to board

another car for a while?

Pooja will answer this question for

you when she gets these pictures!

Officer! Please come here.

Please inform them about the gravity

of the crime of clicking pictures...

...in such a high-security area.

- What are you doing?

Sir, we were just clicking

our friend's pictures.

Just for fun, sir!

- Are they your friends?

They are. But I cannot vouch

for any of them.

I don't want to get into any trouble

if a plane gets hijacked.

Come with me.

- No, officer, just have a look.

There is no roll in it.

We were just joking.

There is no roll? You were joking!

- Yes, we were joking.

It is fine then. In that case,

I can vouch for them. Thank you.

I knew it, brother that...

you can never click such

objectionable pictures of mine.

One day, I will not only do it, Prem,

I will also publish them...

...on the front-page of my newspaper!

Just like P. K. Gupta!

What is this?

What is this?

- It's a photograph.

Whose is it?

- Mine.

It's yours! And who is with you?

She is a girl.

- A girl! What is she to you?

No one.

- No one?

Then what are you doing with her?

What am I doing? Just dancing!

Only in the picture not in reality!

I am your wife and am not

'the public' to be fooled so easily!

Honestly, this is a conspiracy of

the opposition to defame me.

Listen carefully! I will kill you

and myself become a widow...

if ever I see you dancing in a

photograph even.

That journalist really messed up

P. K. Gupta's life.

This suicide case is going to kill me.

I haven't written a single line

in the past half an hour...

and this news needs to go in

tomorrow's newspaper.

Did he throw it for you?

I wish it is for me.

C'mon, read it fast.

Let's see what's written.

I can't live without you.

Wherever you are,

I want to be there with you.

I am leaving this world for you.

Everything will be done.

Have this tea first.

He's contemplating suicide.

He's so cute.

Losing in love makes a person

so lifeless!

Even the tea tastes bitter to him.

Add some sugar, at least.

- Yeah, sure.

Sanjana, such a handsome guy and

he wants to commit suicide?

And that too for his dead girl-friend.

We should save him.

Hey, where has he disappeared?

C'mon, girls.

Hey mister, where's your friend?

- At the suicide point.

Suicide point and you didn't even

bother to stop him?

Well he's my friend and he's doing

a good job. Why should I stop him?

You are his friend?

You should be ashamed of yourself...

stupid. C'mon girls, follow me.

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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