No Entry

Synopsis: Kishen is a newspaper baron married to Kaajal, a housewife who suspects her husband of having numerous non-existent affairs. Pooja is the believing wife of ever-philandering globe-trotting businessman Prem. Kishen and Prem are thick pals. Sanjana falls in love with Prem's loyal photographer Sunny and they get engaged. Kishen gets tired of his jealous wife and tries to have an affair with Bobby, a call girl. Due to circumstances, Bobby is introduced as the wife of Kishen during Sanjana's wedding, and as Sunny's wife to Kaajal. It becomes a bundle of confusions when all three couples meet.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Director(s): Anees Bazmee
  7 nominations.
158 min

Where are you, Kaajal?

I am here,

getting your breakfast ready.

Forget the breakfast, darling.

I am already late.

No way! Have your breakfast first!

You are too much!

Smelling good? What's the matter?

And looking very handsome too!

Where are you headed to?

- Think positive, darling!

Where else can I go except to office

that too so early in the morning?

Well, you seem to be dressed

up for a date!


- Okay now?

I was just joking!

Why do you get so serious?

It always starts as a joke...

to develop into a series of questions

suspecting me...

making me late for office everyday!

I have so much work pending today.

Why? Don't you have work everyday?

At least listen to me, Kishan!

- What should I listen?

Why don't you schedule this

interrogation for Sundays?

I can't really help it! Every morning,

I wake up with a resolve...

...that I will not doubt you,

but it all goes kaput in a short while.

Please forgive me!

Have this toast at least.

I'll eat this toast later.

Let me hug you first.

I love you.

- Enough! Go on, now.

Hey! What are you doing?

- Watching TV.

Switch it off and attend

to your chores! Go!

Listen! What is that you are wearing?

A sari and a blouse!

- I know that!

But why all these openings behind?

- For air circulation!

Well, you see, you have ACs,

coolers, everything.

But this is the only arrangement

for me!

Really! This won't work here.

If you want to work in this house...

...keep your AC and cooler covered!

Understood? Go!

Look at that! He talks of important

work at the office and...

forgot to take the file


So many times I have asked you

to refrain from...

you made me forget the file.

Hey, Lakshmi! Where is Kaajal?

Madam has gone for her bath.

Won't be out before an hour.

What's up?

You seem to be in a bad mood.

You ask me to wear such

AC-cooler blouses!

Madam says that it's not done!

To whom should I listen?

Neither to me nor to her!

Just listen to your heart, Lakshmi!

Is it a really an important file?

- No... just a namesake file!

What happened, madam?

What happened, madam?

Sir left a long time ago.

Nothing! Disperse!


- Yes, madam.

Here's your salary.

Don't report to work from tomorrow!

What have I done?

- You haven't done anything yet, right?

But you will surely end up doing

something, someday!

I need a maid for this house and

not a heroine!

Madam, I said that I won't wear

such blouses.

Wear whatever and however you want to!

But not in this house! Ok?

Here you are! Get going!

Ok, I'm leaving! However,

I will say something.

I work in 10 houses.

And those women too have their men.

But no one thinks the way you do!

If you continue doing that, Sir will

get tired of you and find another

You too? I was just explaining

this to her.

What kind of clothes you girls wear!

Sir, is there some problem

with this dress?

Some problem? There are only problems!


It's too revealing! Don't wear

such clothes to office, please!

Your wife prompts you to say this,

isn't it, sir?

What do you mean?

Does being henpecked make me upright?

No, sir, it's the other way round.

- Shut up! Shut up!

What kind of a headline is this?

'Minister involved in sleazy sex! '

Don't you want this newspaper

to continue running?

Publishing such a news without

proper evidence will...

No, sir, we will publish it only

after we have the evidence.

It must be here any moment now.

I know Shekhar won't relent without

shutting this newspaper down.

Now this is something

Don't do such risky works!

You are not just an employee for me.

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Anees Bazmee

Anees Bazme is an Indian film producer and director in Bollywood. He is best known for directing comedy films like No Entry (2005), Welcome (2007) and Singh Is Kinng (2008), among others. more…

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