Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool Page #5
- Year:
- 2011
- 68 min
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OKAY, NO, NO, NO.
I FEEL TRAPPED, BECAUSE
I DO HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM,
SO I HAVE TO INTERAC WITH YOU.
- THANK YOU.
[loud sniffing]
- OH, MY GOD.
both:
OHH!HELLOOO.
- WE'RE JUST DOING
ANOTHER QUESTION.
ARE YOU:
- A WHAT?
- AND "C," DO YOU ACCEP EXPIRED DINERS CLUB CARD?
- OKAY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING IN HERE.
THIS IS:
THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM.
- 'CAUSE WE CLOGGED
THE MEN'S TOILE WITH HUMMUS [bleep]S.
- IT LOOKS
- SWEETHEART, COME BACK.
WITH OUR GENITALIA.
[toilet flushes]
- I LOVE COMEDY
MORE THAN ANYTHING,
AND I'M LUCKY
BECAUSE I'M REALLY NOT CAPABLE
LIKE, I--I REMEMBER
I USED TO GO ON JOB INTERVIEWS,
AND THEY'D THROW
SO MANY CURVEBALLS AT YOU.
"SO, NICK, WHAT'S
YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?"
BY TIM GUNN FROM PROJECT RUNWAY.
I JUST PANICKED.
"UMMM!
[panting, sighs]
BUT I DO BELIEVE
YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS,
AND, UH, THAT'S WHY
I ACTUALLY KEEP:
A DREAMCATCHER ABOVE MY BED.
BUT THEN, LIKE,
NEXT TO IT,
A DREAMCRUSHER THERE AS WELL.
DOING COMEDY, I, UH...
I TRAVEL A LOT.
I'M IN AIRPORTS
CONSTANTLY.
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
GOING TO THE AIRPOR IS I'VE SEEN, LIKE,
A CRAZY GROWTH:
LIKE, WHO'S MAKING
BIG-TICKET PURCHASES
AT THE AIRPORTS?
LIKE, WHO SPECIFICALLY
IS BUYING A SUITCASE
AT THE AIRPORT?
'CAUSE THEY'RE SELLING
LIKE, WHO'S ROLLING UP
"WHAT DID I FORGET?
"UH, DROPPED A SOCK.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
"WHAT DID--OH, DROPPED
OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
A SUITCASE!"
[panting]
BUT ALL OF THA I CAN UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
IF YOU GO TO THE MAGAZINE SHOP
AT THE AIRPORT,
YOUR HUDSON NEWS,
AT THE AIRPORT?
'CAUSE THEY'RE
SELLING THEM THERE
IN A SECTION CALLED
"MEN'S INTERESTS."
WHO'S ROLLING UP
AND IT'S LIKE,
"ALL RIGHT,
LET'S SEE, UM..."
[pops lips]
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