Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool Page #4
- Year:
- 2011
- 68 min
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DOES NOT MEAN:
HE WASN'T HILARIOUS.
WITH THIS?
WONDERFUL.
[cheers and applause]
"DADDY,
BE LIKE, "OH, HE WAS
THIS AMAZING MUSICIAN
"WELL, WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?"
"UH..."
A LITTLE BOY,
LITTLE BLACK KID
"IN HIS TWENTIES,
VARIOUS EXAMPLES."
IS IT WEIRD:
THAT I SWEAR IN FRONT OF YOU?"
LIKE, ONCE A MONTH."
"IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR MOM'S
A B*TCH."
"ALL RIGHT, UM...
LIKE A SQUIRREL SKELETON
WITH FRIGHTENED EYES."
"THAT SEEMS
LIKE A RED FLAG."
"I KNOW,
WE DIDN'T SEE IT.
"I DON'T KNOW
"WE DIDN'T SEE IT.
WITH MAGIC JOHNSON.
HE PUT HIM:
IN A MUSIC VIDEO."
"HE WAS A BASKETBALL PLAYER."
THAT WAS INTERESTING ABOUT HIM?"
"UH...
"WELL, MAGIC WAS HIV-POSITIVE,
"HE LIVED
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME,
AND, EVENTUALLY,
"YEP. YES, HE DID.
"UH, HE HAD
LOOK LIKE?"
"HIS DAD...
"WHO I LEARNED MOS OF MY PARENTING SKILLS FROM,
IF A CALIFORNIA RAISIN
[bleep]ED THE DEVIL."
- OH, HELLO.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM.
- OH, YOU'RE VERY MUCH
I'M THE WOMAN'S BATHROOM
ATTENDANT.
MY NAME IS:
BOBBY BOTTLESERVICE.
- OH. YOU'RE THAT SECURITY GUARD
FROM THE STAGE.
- I'M LIKE
I DO, LIKE,
BATHROOM ATTENDANCE AS WELL.
- OKAY, WELL, UM,
I HAVE A HEADACHE,
AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU GUYS
HAD SOME ASPIRIN.
OF YOUR HEADACHE.
AN ASPIRIN.
- OH, YEAH, I MEAN,
I GOT, LIKE, SELF-TANNER.
- OH, I HAVE A SOLUTION.
COLOGNE?
- NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA
FOR YOUR HEADACHE?
- OH, MY GOD!
- WHAT?
- NO.
NO! PUT THAT--
I AM NOT.
NO, I'M NOT INTERESTED.
- OH, OKAY.
FOR KISSES.
- CLOSER, BUT I DON'T--
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