Napoleon Dynamite Page #7

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It's probably the best drawing

I've ever done.

Yeah, it's really...

nice.

Yeah, well, I'll probably

pick you up at 6:00 for the dance.

- Is that okay?

- That's fine.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

[Groans]

- Who was that?

- Trisha.

- Who's she?

- My woman I'm takin' to the dance.

- You draw her a picture?

- Heck, yes, I did!

- [Coins Jingling]

- Well, what are you going to wear to the dance?

Just, like, a silk shirt

or something.

- What are you gonna wear?

- Dad has something for me.

But you should probably

get a suit.

## [Muzak, On Speaker]

Pedro, how do you feel

about that one?

It looks nice.

Yeah. It looks

pretty sweet.

It looks awesome.

That suit, it's--

It's incredible.

[Utensils, Plate Clatter]

I need you to give me a ride

in an hour.

[Sighs]

Where to?

The dance.

- You takin' my client's daughter?

- Yes.

We need to pick her up too.

Well, Uncle Rico's got a sale

to finalize in Bonita in five minutes.

Can't you take me and then

drop me off when you're done or whatever?

[Exhales]

Well, I'll be back

in a minute.

Don't disturb me

while I'm in there.

Well, hurry up,

'cause I gotta get Trisha.

Hi. I got your 24-piece set

right here.

[Sniffing]

[Sniffs]

[Exhales]

[Out Of Breath]

## [Hip-hop On Speaker, Distant]

[Engine Rumbling Loudly]

[Engine Revving,

Rumbling]

## [Hip-hop On Speaker, Loud]

So you guys are, like,

Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?

Simn.

- ## [Hip-hop Continues]

- [Doorbell Chimes]

Is Trisha here?

- [Hydraulics Whoosh]

- Who's that in my driveway?

That's my ride.

## [Hip-hop Continues,

Loud, Indistinct]

## [Synthesizer Pop]

- ## [Continues]

- [Chattering]

- ## [Continues]

- [No Audible Dialogue]

Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro

and dance really quick?

- [No Audible Dialogue]

- ## [Continues]

## [Continues, Muffled]

[Blows Nose]

[No Audible Dialogue]

## [Continues, Muffled]

## [Continues]

[Pedro]

Napoleon.

When did you get here?

Just a couple minutes ago.

Have you guys

seen Trisha anywhere?

No.

Oh.

She probably

just went to the bathroom.

Are you guys having

a killer time?

Yes.

If you can't find Trisha, I'll let you

dance with Deb for a few songs.

## [New Song:
Pop]

I like your sleeves.

They're real big.

Thank you.

I made them myself.

So you and Pedro are getting

really serious now?

No.

We're just friends.

Huh.

How your glamour shots

been going lately?

Pretty good.

I could do

a personal portrait sometime...

if you wanted to come over.

Okay.

## [Continues]

## [Continues]

[Water Running]

## [Ends]

Do you think people

will vote for me?

Heck, yes.

I'd vote for you.

Like, what are my skills?

Well, you have a sweet bike...

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