Napoleon Dynamite Page #6
- She's at a friend's house right now.
- [Rico] Well, hey, Napoleon.
- Napoleon's my nephew.
- Oh, that's nice.
Could you just give this
to her for me?
- I certainly could.
- Thanks.
Bye-bye.
Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him
while his grandma's in the hospital.
He still wets the bed
and everything.
You're kidding.
Yeah, he's a tender little guy.
He still gets beat up and whatnot.
Anyway, uh...
so we still feelin' pretty good about this,
uh, 32-piece set here?
- Ow!
- What the crap was Uncle Rico
doin' at my girlfriend's house?
Napoleon, let go of me!
I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!
Fine.
What the heck
are you guys doin'?
Tryin' to ruin my life
and make me look like a friggin' idiot?
I'm out makin' some
Geez, I think
you ripped my mole off.
- I did?
- Yeah, is it bleeding?
- [Door Opens]
- A little bit.
Hey, Kip.
I wish you wouldn't
look at me like that, Napoleon.
I wish you'd get out of my life
and shut up.
I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playin'
patty-cake with your friend Pedro...
your Uncle Rico...
is makin' 120 bucks.
I could make that much money
in five seconds.
Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon.
I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Napoleon, it looks like
you don't have a job.
So why don't you
get out there and feed Tina.
Why don't you go eat
a "decroded" piece of crap.
[Napoleon's Voice]
There's a lot more where this came from...
if you go to the dance with me.
Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.
You know you're gonna
go to that dance with that boy.
[Groans]
By noon I need them 8,000 hens
moved into their new cages.
Sometimes they don't
want to cooperate.
But you give 'em a good shakin',
they'll settle down for ya.
Do the chickens have
large talons?
- Do they have what?
- Large talons.
I don't understand
a word you just said.
Okay, you meet me back here
about noon, and, uh...
we'll have a little lunch
waitin' for ya.
[Clucking]
Ew!
[Slurps]
Well, dig in.
[Flies Buzzing]
[Hens Whimpering, Distant]
[Cow Lowing]
Over there, in that pigpen...
I found a couple
of Shoshoni arrowheads.
[Gags]
[Sighs]
Can't find my checkbook.
Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.
Six dollars.
That's, like, a dollar
an hour.
[Phone Rings]
[Rings]
Hello?
- Hi. Is Napoleon there?
- Yes.
- Can I talk to him?
- You already are.
Oh.
Napoleon, this is Trisha.
I'm just calling
to tell you that...
I can go to the dance
with you.
- [Mouthing Words]
- And also...
for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
- It's hanging in my bedroom.
- Really?
Took me, like, three hours
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