Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Page #4

and voltage on the meter.

- And blew it to bits.

- Yeah,

After it held to 33.000 volts

and no leakage.

Where's my gun?

If that were true,

we could build a generator,

One that would supply electric power

to run an entire factory.

Sort this, deliver that.

I'll make 'em all pay!

Ah, the script has

finally arrived!

- Morning. - Morning.

- Sign here.

Wilt Chamberlain.

- I don't like you.

- Thank you.

Oh, my Niels Bohr swimsuit

calendar has arrived!

- What have you got?

- I don't know! There's no return address.

Oh, I hope

it's my lederhosen.

How do they get blow up

one day in here.

"Electronics service,

Unit no. 16."

Give to daddy.

Well, I'll read this

on the crapper.

"A catherimine tube with

an endiom complex of +4."

- What are they talking about?

- I don't know, but this outfit has them.

This isn't paper.

It's some kind of metal.

No sir, that's paper.

"Interocitor incorporating

planetary generator."

"Interocitor with volterator...

with astroscope."

Hey, Ms. Interocitor.

- Here's something my wife could

use in the house: - A man?

"An interocitor incorporating

an electron sorter."

Although she'd probably gain 20 pounds

while it did all the work for her.

Cal, you b*tch!

According to this, there's

no limit to what it can do.

Laying a four-lane highway at a mile

a minute would be a cinch.

Cal, maybe we've

been working too hard.

"Complete line of

interocitor parts...

incorporating greater advances than

hitherto known in the field of electronics."

- Look, there's Waldo!

- What exactly is an interocitor?

I don't know,

and I don't want to know.

- Just love me!

- Well, I do.

I want to know what it is

and what it does.

And if I can break it.

- Order the list of parts on these pages.

- How we gonna build it?

These symbols they're like

a foreign language.

And I'm hungry!

Anyway, we don't know the address.

You ordered the condensers

from supreme by teletype.

Yeah.

Which means that somebody intercepted

that order and sent us those beads.

Here, try it again.

You're too darn smart.

And handsome!

I may be the dumbest man who

ever walked this Earth, Joe.

No argument here.

Ah, been ordering from the

Adam and Eve collection again, hmm.

Joe, I'm one of these boxes.

Find me!

Here's the invoice.

No charge and no address.

Listen to this:
"No interocitor part

can be replaced.

Bear this in mind

while assembling."

Use only genuine interocitor parts.

Well, let's

start unpacking.

Cal, are you gonna work

naked again?

There, it's done.

What do you think?

But before unpacking...

D'oh!

There's 2,486 parts.

2845, sir.

Each part is cross-indexed

into a symbol pattern.

Shouldn't be too hard at all.

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