Mystery Men Page #5
SHOVELER:
A depressed silence. Furious turns his attention to the napkin
dispenser.
FURIOUS:
(furious)
Why do they always fill stuff these things so
full you can't pull 'em out without ripping
'em!
(rips one out)
RAJA:
I lost another fork tonight. She's getting
suspicious, I know it.
FURIOUS:
So why don't you just tell her!
RAJA:
I can't.
FURIOUS:
Why not?
RAJA:
(upset)
Because I can't! Okay? She wouldn't
understand!
SHOVELER:
Leave him alone. She's his mother, not yours.
FURIOUS:
We had an off night, that's all.
SHOVELER:
So when are we gonna have an on night?
A WAITRESS is standing at the table.
WAITRESS:
Hi.
They look at her, taken aback. She's very pretty.
RAJA:
You're... new.
WAITRESS:
It's my first night. My name's Monica.
CLOSE ON FURIOUS, smitten by her, but almost afraid to look at her.
Under all that rage, he's in fact shy.
MONICA:
You guys going to a costume party?
RAJA:
We're superheroes.
MONICA:
Really? Like Captain Amazing?
Furious growls.
MONICA:
Are you famous?
RAJA:
Not yet.
MONICA:
So you're like... struggling superheroes?
RAJA:
We prefer to think of ourselves as unsung... I
am the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware...
(does a very impressive
his place setting)
MONICA:
Wow.
RAJA:
And these are my associatiates, the Shoveler.
SHOVELER:
Hi.
RAJA:
And Mister Furious... His anger is his power.
MONICA:
(intrigued by Furious)
Really?
RAJA:
Usually a superpower is a magical endowment or
a great skill. In his case, it's entirely
emotional.
MONICA:
So what can I get you?
RAJA:
Burgers all around.
(meaning himself)
Medium.
(meaning the Shoveler)
Rare.
(meaning Furious}
Raw.
A moment later as Monica walks away, Furious can't help but
watch her. The Raja replaces the diner's dinnerware with the good
stuff from his coat.
RAJA:
She likes you.
SHOVELER:
Definitely.
RAJA:
Ask her out.
FURIOUS:
Nah.
RAJA:
Roy, when was the last time you had an actual
date?
FURIOUS:
(getting very pissed off)
What does it matter? Women just want to
control you--and talk about their feelings.
They want to know why you're angry all the
time--and what can they can do to help--so you
tell them there's nothing--nothing--just leave
me alone--but they bug you and they bug you and
they bug you--until you just can't stand it
anymore!--so you finally open up--you pop like
a blister--and it all comes spewing out--all
your emotions--your feelings--your fears--all
of it!
(after a beat)
And then they dump you.
RAJA:
So you're chicken?
FURIOUS:
(fiercely)
Who's chicken?
(gets up)
Monica stands at the counter placing her order. Furious approaches
her, leans against the counter. For a moment he just stands there,
fuming, unable to think of anything to say. She isn't sure what to make
of this.
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