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'Cause if all that's gonna happen
is we'll get laughed at,
I'm not for it
at any price.
That's fair. That's fair.
And to answer that,
I'd like to call up here
someone we all know and...
Well, we all know.
Charles Danner.
Thanks. Um... Well, first of all,
Bullshit!
Uh... Um, here's the thing.
On a standard ice rink,
no, we don't come close.
But... our boys on a pond?
Now, hold on
just one second.
You're using words
like "we" and "our boys. "
You left this town,
Charlie Danner.
You can't even skate.
Plus, this may be
an old lady talking,
but I've always thought
you were a bit of a prick.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is a town meeting.
Let's have some order,
for God's sakes! John.
Could we make a game of it?
Yeah, John.
Depends on rules.
We play four on four.
They play five on five.
Boards, offsides,
two-line passing.
Rules that keep everything bunched.
It's a different kind of game.
John, excuse me, but this game
- Hey, Chuck...
- One second.
Everybody here always says on a pond,
nobody beats us, right? Nobody.
Okay, well, you got a chance
to prove it now.
John, can we win?
Shooting, passing, stick handling...
The truth?
Except for Connor,
nobody here comes close.
Except for Connor,
nobody here comes close.
But on the pond,
black ice, wide open surface,
it's all about skating.
And we can skate.
Yeah, we can.
All right, man.
The New York Rangers
are professionals.
in Mystery:
Our dignity
and our illusions.
Where's the dignity
in not trying?
I'll play those Rangers.
- I'm in.
- I'll play.
I'll beat 'em.
As mayor of Mystery, Alaska,
I'm gonna extend a little invitation
to the New York Rangers!
Hey, Johnny!
- This can't wait till tomorrow?
- No, no, we gotta be on the ice at sunup.
If this game happens,
it's only 32 days away.
We gotta get goin'.
- I bet you're back on the team now, right?
- Maybe.
Well, they're not gonna play the Rangers
with just ten guys.
Here he comes.
- John. Hey, Donna.
- Hey, Scott.
- Witch-tit cold, huh?
- Yeah.
Look, John,
these are the developments.
Things have changed.
We want you to coach.
Judge turn you down?
Yeah.
He's got some bug up his colon.
But next toJudge F*** Nut,
you know most about hockey.
Scott, you'll need him
to play, right?
Oh, uh...
Well, the committee feels you can best
help the team by, you know, coaching.
You're the guy.
They all look up to you.
Scott, I don't coach.
John, I'm asking you
as mayor of the town.
Will you coach?
Let me know, huh?
You know,
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