My Last 5 Girlfriends Page #5
- Year:
- 2009
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between us had started to appear.
Why did Rhona insist
on walking everywhere?
Why did she always
complain in restaurants?
Excuse me?
Why did she never have
more than six hours sleep?
Why did she find
Patch Adams so funny?
Why did we have to have sex
at every conceivable opportunity?
And why-oh-why
was she so bloody clumsy?
It was like Rhona
was a wonderful symphony orchestra,
but one or two of the players
were slightly off-key.
- Do you fancy going to a club?
- OK. Or we could go to the cinema.
No, you're right, let's go to a club.
Those shoes came
to symbolise our differences
and the need to gently accommodate
each other's bum notes.
Unfortunately, that isn't what happened.
- You don't like them?
- Frankly, I don't.
Why not?
I just don't like that kind of shoe.
- It looks like a pelican.
- It's elegant.
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
Look at the heel and the bow.
I think you're on your own
with this one, Rhona.
You don't know anything about fashion.
That may be, but I know a horrible shoe
when I see one.
It's not horrible. You're jealous
I bought a new pair of shoes.
I'm trying to tell you how I feel.
I really don't think they're suitable
for the party tonight.
Well, that's great. 'Cause that's
why I f***ing bought them.
- Well, so wear them.
- Now, I can't, can I?
- Why not?
you told me I looked like
Why did I have to tell her?
Why couldn't I have lied?
- Haven't you got any milk?
- There's some at the back.
- Hang on a second.
- A few days earlier,
I noticed Mr. Paul, our local newsagent,
They were spectacularly ugly.
But did I say...
You're not gonna keep wearing
those sandals, are you, Mr. Paul?
- Why not?
- Because they're disgusting
Of course I didn't,
because I'm not in love with Mr. Paul.
So why did I spare his feelings
and not Rhona's?
I suppose we could have just politely
tolerated each other's differences.
But you see, I didn't want
to end up like my parents.
Good night, dear.
Good night.
Why can't you keep
your opinions to yourself?
Because I care about you, Rhona.
Someone has to tell you when you've
bought a pair of disgusting shoes.
Anyway, why do you care
about what I think?
Because I want you to like them.
I bought them hoping you'd like them,
and now you're telling me
I look like an alien wearing them.
Why does everything I do
always have to be wrong?
Come on, don't throw that one at me.
You know that's not true.
Yes, it is.
You don't even like my shoes.
I like almost everything else.
So why can't you forget
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