My Friend Irma Goes West Page #4
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- 1950
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With your foolery, your jewelry
All I can say
- Give me the stars
- Give me the road
The wide winding highway
That's where I
Travel along
singing a vagabond song
Here you are,
12 cans of Non-Twist Spaghetti.
Twelve cans of spaghetti?
What are you kicking about?
The headliners last week only got six,
and without the meat sauce.
You know, television is not in a position
to pay off money.
Television is in its birth.
I got some news for you.
I don't want to be a midwife.
Fine manager you are.
We did better at the orange juice stand.
Sorry. We pay off in spaghetti.
Would you be good enough
to open up a can?
I'd like to pour some in my wallet,
so I can see I was working this week.
Fine thing.
Will speak to the government about this
next time I pick up my unemployment check.
You know what Steve probably got
for singing tonight?
- What?
- Probably got $1,000.
What would Al get then?
Let's see. Al is Steve's agent,
so he gets 10%, which is $100.
But knowing Al,
he'll probably come home with $150.
$150?
Jane, it only costs $2
for a marriage license.
Do you realize that Al and I
can get married 75 times?
Honey, you're looking at a girl
who wants to be married just once.
Yes, just once.
And now with Steve in television...
I've got a boy
who can really bring home the groceries.
Groceries? Don't you think
Honey, there aren't that many ambulances
in the city.
Now what is it?
You don't have any confidence in me.
- Why?
- Why? Very easy.
You remember what happened
the last time you cooked?
and what did you do?
I put in shellac. But now it's different.
Now we got a pressure cooker.
Even an idiot couldn't make a mistake.
That remark gets my sporting blood up.
Look, there's a duck in the icebox.
Now, why don't you see if you can cook it
in the pressure cooker?
Jane, when I get finished cooking this duck,
you won't know what hit you.
Monsieur?
I didn't have the chance to tell you
how much I enjoyed you.
Well, thank you.
I think you have a wonderful voice.
Lady, where you looking for the vocal cords?
Where you looking for the...
Steve, you were wonderful.
I can't say "au revoir"
like some people do...
and I won't kiss you on both cheeks...
but this should tell you in good
American language how proud I am of you.
Where should I put this stuff?
Tell me, Steve,
how much did you get for tonight?
That's what we got, 12 cans of spaghetti.
Spaghetti?
Take it easy, Jane. Don't blow your top.
I am just as disappointed as you are.
- You mean Steve got paid off in spaghetti?
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