
My Friend Irma Goes West
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- 1950
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Year in, year out, New York doesn't change.
It's still got Park Avenue.
We still don't live there.
It's still got the Stork Club.
We still can't afford to go there.
It's still got Mrs. O'Reilly's
boarding house.
And unfortunately,
we can still afford to live there.
Yes, New York is still
the same old New York.
Nothing has changed much
in the past year...
nothing except my friend Irma.
Remember a year ago
when Irma was walking down the street...
that was under repair?
And Irma fell into the open manole?
But Irma has changed.
She's smarter now.
I was wrong, folks.
New York hasn't changed...
and neither has my friend Irma.
Happens every time.
Irma, why don't you answer the phone?
I'm not sure it's for me.
Take a chance, it's not your nickel.
Hello? Who?
Yes, it's for me. It's Al.
Well, what are you waiting for? Run
down to the police station with the bail.
He's not in trouble,
he's got wonderful news.
Hello, Al. What's the news?
That's wonderful, Al.
I can hardly wait to tell Jane.
Goodbye.
Jane, guess what?
Al got your boyfriend, Steve,
a job on a television program...
and we can watch him tonight.
Steve on television? I can't believe it.
I'm so excited. I'm shaking like a thief.
Isn't it wonderful?
I'll be Mrs. Al and you'll be Mrs. Laird.
Now I'm glad we bought the television set.
Yes, and it's a good one, too.
- Who are you calling, honey?
- Television repairman.
Repairman? Why, this is brand new.
We've just had it a week. What happened?
I don't know, it's been acting funny ever
since I took the insides out and washed it.
Seymour. Seymour!
What's the matter with you?
Why are you leaving the seeds
in the orange juice?
How else will people know it's real
orange juice? We don't advertise.
- Are you crazy?
- Certainly. For $35 a week...
- what do you want, a college professor?
- I'm gonna have a talk with you.
Listen to me, Seymour...
Don't you yell at me. If you do,
you'll have a mental case on your hands.
- Why, what's the matter with you?
- This hand is driving me crazy.
Take it easy, Seymour.
The boss is thinking about expanding.
He's expanding?
What do you think is happening to my hand?
I walk in the street,
- I'm quitting.
- Come here.
Put me down. Put me down, Steve.
I'm getting a nosebleed up here.
Now you've done it.
You've been violent, and you hurt me.
Well, I don't like it.
I'll slap you right in the face.
Look at this chest.
I'm sorry. How did it happen?
That's not very funny.
You like to abuse me, don't you?
First you hurt me, now you abuse me.
Don't you have any feelings for me?
I work hard back here. I try my best
to do my work and you always yell at me.
- I'm only kidding.
- You're not kidding.
I try my best to do my work
and everybody says I'm always...
- But it's just for fun.
- Well, stop picking on me. I don't like it.
Look, I'm soothing you.
- All right, soothe me, but what's fair...
- Is this nice?
I like it.
- Yeah, but why do I always...
- Is this a friend? Look.
Yeah, you're a friend, Steve,
but I mean, I try...
- Make a bigger circle.
- Listen to me.
Hello? Al?
What? No kidding.
- Sure, I'll meet you tonight. So long.
- What happened?
I'm quitting.
They're putting me on television tonight.
- You're wrong.
- I'm wrong?
We're quitting.
We're going on television tonight.
- Remember, we're a team. Okay?
- Okay.
Al, where you been?
We go on in a few minutes.
Doing everything a first-class manager
has to do...
when his discovery
is on the pinnacle of success.
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