Monster-in-Law Page #3
Give me one good reason.
'Cause I'm different.
Really?
Okay, what color|are my eyes?
Well, at first glance,|your eyes are brown.
But when the light hits them|they change to amber.
And if you look really closely around the|iris the color is pure honey.
But when you look|into the sun
they almost look green.
That's my favorite.
How did I do?
I would've settled|for brown.
- Okay!|- Peanut, let go!
Off! Off!
I'm sorry he bit you.
I mean, they all have their shots|so it should be fine.
Seriously, don't worry about it.|It barely broke the skin.
- Outside.|- Did you just move in or something?
No, I've been here|a year and a half.
Oh, nice place.
I should have some hydrogen peroxide|around here somewhere.
What is all this stuff?
Oh, I'm a yoga instructor.
- This?|- And a Little League coach.
And a dog walker|and a caterer.
I told you I'm a temp.
That is not true.|She is an incredibly talented artist.
- Remy! Remy!|- I mean, look at her sketchbook.
- She hides it right under there.|- Remy!
What?
He's not...
- Are you all right?|- Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
Found it!
So you're an artist, too?
Uh, I like to dabble|in a lot of different things.
I mean, life's too short|to live the same day twice, right?
Yeah. That's a good|philosophy to live by.
My dad always used|to say that. Come on.
- Used to?|- Oh, yeah,
- my parents died when I was little.|- Oh, I'm sorry.
That's okay.|It was a really long time ago.
- You ready?|- Yeah... I mean,
it's a little embarrassing.|I'm the doctor.
I'm the one who's supposed|to look at the... ah! Ow!
- Oh my God. I'm sorry!|- I'm just kidding.
I never get to do that.
Okay, because the cut is,|like, three inches higher.
Sorry.
- Do you need my phone?|- Oh, no thanks.
It's just my mom. And it's only|her second page of the day.
She's just getting started.
- Well, you're all set.|- Thank you.
So, do you think, uh...
we could do this again sometime,|maybe without the biting?
Yeah, that would be nice.
- Heard from Kevin yet?|- Not yet. I've paged him.
Would you page|him again?
- Good morning, Stan.|- Good morning.
- You're in a good mood.|- The last time the network executives
came to my dressing room|I got my own show and a big fat raise.
- Yeah and I had to start kissing your...|- Viola Fields? Oh my God!
It is such an honor|to meet you.
Oh thank you, darling.
Would you mind|just signing this autograph?
For my grandmother.
I'd love to.
You know what else|I'd love?
I'd love you to get me a latte.|Do you mind?
- Okay.|- Thanks, hon.
Hi, guys.|How are you?
That woman is a legend.
Shouldn't you be|getting the latte?
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