Miss Congeniality Page #6

wax, electrolysis, laser...

... to commence at 2300 hours.

Bikini wax.

How you doing?.

Ever seen one this big?.

Sandwich, I mean.

That's a lot of meat.

Thank you!

Nobody said this job was easy.

This earpiece lets you hear anybody

on our frequencies.

I don't need it. With all this foil,

I'm getting HBO.

This is a pin camera.

There's an actual lens in there.

It provides a digital video

feed to our hookups.

Here's your new l. D.s.

Pageant identity.

Gracie Lou Freebush?.

I remembered you liked that.

Well, my lQ just dropped 1 0 points.

More...fluffy.

Eyebrows. There should be two.

Another two coats. And a sealant.

Unbelievable.

Where the hell is she?. What could

possibly be taking this long?.

Hart, is that you?.

I'm in a dress, I have gel in my hair,

I haven't slept...

... I' m starved and l' m armed.

Don't mess with me.

I' m fine. I' m cool. I' m good.

Yeah, that's her.

Mr. Vic, nice work!

Thank you.

My God, l' m good.

Okay, Gracie Lou, listen up.

" Operation Thong " has commenced.

Why don't you stun-gun yourself?.

I knew she'd like that one.

Victor?.

T ry not to speak.

Victor!

Miss Morningside, if it's possible...

...you look more radiant than ever.

Then I guess it's possible.

Hello.

Hi.

Miss Hart?!

I mean, Miss Freebush.

Victor, I see you haven't

completely lost your touch.

You look absolutely perfect.

And you're just in time

for the orientation breakfast.

You'll take the bags to the room?.

It's been a while

since you've been with us...

... but you remember

how everything goes.

One little mistake

and l' m a bloody bellhop.

Ohio. Oh-hi-yo!

Washington. Nice apples.

Original. You come up with that

all by yourself?.

-Miss Greenbush!

-I got it. I got it.

New Jersey? Welcome.

-Who's she?.

-Have you seen her before?.

Oh, hey, New Jersey?.

This one's empty.

Thanks.

-l' m Cheryl from Rhode lsland.

-Hi, l' m--

Gracie Lou Freebush. I memorized

the orientation pamphlet.

I know all 49 ladies

by name and picture.

Fifty, including myself.

Your picture wasn't there, so I knew

it was you from your lack of picture.

How about a little song for the drive?.

I think you know the one I mean.

From sea to shining sea

Like Lady Liberty

she reigns over all she sees

she 's beauty and she 's grace

she 's Miss United states

Entering Barbie-town.

We' re up and running.

I love my job!

-Not a bad view.

-Not at all.

There's our table!

I got here three days early

so I could--

Look at all the hoochie mama!

Not the pastry!

Ladies, I would like you to meet

Gracie Lou Freebush from New Jersey.

IKaren lKrantz, New York.

What's up, Jersey?.

-Mary Jo Wright, T exas.

-Hi there.

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