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Then there was no dental care

for children.

- This way it looks ok.

- That's right! Cover with rugs!

What is it?

- Who is it?

- This friend of Hochwander.

- To play the squire...

- l'm Ochodzki.

But what is he wearing?

- This may be taken off.

- That's a correct concept.

The concept is correct but why

is he wearing a Prussian uniform?!

Because this is a Prussian squire.

l have it in my script:

''The Prussian squire is coming''.

Prussian...

His surname is Prussian!

Lawrence Prussian.

The Polish squire!

So l can simply tie him with this.

Take it off. lt's profanation!

lt's a slap in the face

for the entire crew.

Take it easy. lt's a squire

from the time of imperialism.

Don't forget who they palled up with.

Anyway, tell him to take it off.

- The hunters ready?

- Ready!

The battue ready?

Ready!

- Camera...

- Turn it on!

''The Ultimate Sausage of

Count Barry Kent'' - 701!

- And what shall we do now?!

- We have to repeat it.

Repeat? Are you crazy?!

lt's a cat. lt'll always climb a tree!

We can cut this tree.

That's my concept.

l'm here for the concepts,

do you understand it?!

Every issue can be perceived

from two different perspectives.

The truth of times we talk about

and the truth of screen saying:

''Panslavonic pear tree protects in its

boughs plebeian fugitive.''

Do the cut-in shot

of the hare on the pear tree.

No! Change it for a dog!

Let it bark on its persecutors

from the mansion of the squire.

Make it stop meowing.

Charlie perfume, please.

- ''Technical Guide''

- Yes, please. Thank you.

Loin of pork!

300! After tomorrow l'll have

''Speleological Guide''.

- What guide? What is it?

- The liver.

- Thank you.

- Good bye.

Pardon.

Please, stay.

You will be a witness!

Put it here, boys. The door!

- Are you a seller here?

- How can l help you?!

You sold this shampoo, didn't you?

SAMSON. REVlTALlZlNG SHAMPOO

l asked a question!

- l'm not the Holy Ghost!

- How dare you?!

Hair shampoo!

Revitalizing!

Mother of children!

Married for 30 years...

My wife...

And this is.... what is left...

This is what is left...

This is what is left!

- This is what is left!

- Don't do it, Kazio!

Damn you, get out of here,

one after another!

Throwing her locks all over here!

Listen Mister!

lt isn't hairdressing salon!

lt's a newsagent's stand!

l sell meat here!

Have you brought everything?

Yes, but l'm not sure,

if all things are ok...

cause you gave me a form

for business passport.

This way you don't have to pay

for the passport and the ticket!

You'll fly with a business passport,

as a member of the club ''Rainbow''.

With your business passport you

can fly all over the world, butterfly.

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