Mis terrores favoritos

30 min

More, more...

More, more...

That's all right!

- Bacuga, push!

- Yes, sir! Captain, sir!

- Loosen the southern line!

- Yes, sir!

Quickly make a queue. There has to be

some life in the district!

lt's Pike here!

To everybody! To everybody!

We throw the net.

We can start.




- What's up!?

- Nothing, Director.

The eye fell off, of this bear!

Could you give me two bears.

The Tankman and the other in a hat.

Don't you see l'm eating?




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l'm sorry for disturbing you.

No, you aren't disturbing at all.

- Are the bears packed?

- Yes.

- How many got inside?

- As usual.

Yesterday l passed through here,

but there were no houses.


And if there was an old lady

going to the old people's home,

and this house hadn't been here

yesterday but today it was here?

You would run over this

old lady, yes?

And if it was your mother!

How could l run over my mother,

if she's sitting at the back of my car?

Hello, it's Birch!

l can't hear you!

l repeat, he said

his mother's sitting at the back...

Mother's sitting

at the back of his car!

Do not panic.

Some better con man.

He's driving his mother,

an old lady, just to frame us!

This only shows us that we constantly

have to face new challenges.

And that's first.

Second, we must have

different options ready.

And that's second.

And that's why l suggest

the following:

What if suddenly there was

a kindergarten. ln the future!

What if suddenly there was

a kindergarten. ln the future...

...and your little son was crossing...

...in the future.

What if suddenly there was

a kindergarten. ln the future...

...and your little son was crossing

in the future

the son you don't even have yet,

so don't tell me...

...that he's sitting at the back!

You're going to the capital

of a capitalist country.

This country maybe even has

some advantages of its kind.

But the thing is that these advantages

shouldn't outshine the disadvantages.

So traditionally, gentlemen

to the right, ladies to the left.

So many people here...

So, what a residential area is?


Residential area,

it's minimum 3 building

in a distance no bigger

than 15m one from another.

3 right, in a distance no more then

15m, right!

Here we have 14m. Take it and measure

if you don't trust the Militia!

He believes in everything.

God has punished me

with such a stupid guy!

3 not 2.

Unless that one over there

we should consider a building too.


- lt should be 119, 4 kg are missing.

- l lost 4 kilos recently.

So you bring to the country

4 kg less of a citizen.

lf everyone returned with few kilos

less. lt would be less and less of us!

- Less of Poles!

- So what should l do?

60 zlotys for each missing kilo.

Your education?

- l graduated from university.

- ln this case it's 75 zlotys.



Here the passports.

- The citizen Ochodzki Ryszard...

- Yes? That's me.

Follow me, please.

What is it? Who did it?

- l...!

- You did it?

l'm asking who did it?

l'm asking!

Well, l...

- What is it?

- A passport...


lt was a passport! lt was!

Bring my suitcase.

You're going on your own!

Coach, you're responsible for

the match, for everything!

- But what has happened?

- Everything is ok.

Give it to me!

Call the Council of Ministers,

tell them l'm coming.

- How come they turned him back?

- So you don't know anything?

He's supposed to be a minister.

They called just after the match.

- And how do you know about it?

- l picked up the phone.

There wasn't anybody here,

he was out,

probably they were trying to convince

him to be a minister.

He would be stupid if he accepted.

Are we hard on him here?

Where will he be better?

He took his part for Marciniak.

But Marciniak was complaining

that they ripped him off.

Didn't rip him off, this is the rate!

And Marciniak isn't a child.

300 000 and an apartment.

They don't owe him more.

The president didn't pay me 500 zlotys

for the locker l transported for him.

And what about us?! He owes us

for this glass that he broke!

l told him

that a glass costs 4 zlotys,

and he replied:
''Right, right''

and hasn't paid.

- Bear!

- Bear, Bear! Boar not bear!

He doesn't have 500 zlotys for me

and himself, he shits with cash!

l want to say that our President runs

all the calculations conscientiously,

very conscientiously.

lf only something...

...he owes to someone,

he gives back immediately...

He never owes anything to anybody.

He keeps these things in order.

He runs the club well...

Good morning, Bear!

l dropped in only

for a second, just for my furniture.

l hope l don't bother.

Let me... introduce to you...

- Would you like something to drink?

- No, thank you.

But if you don't mind,

l'd gladly drink something.

Careful, gentlemen, careful!

- lt's two of us. We'll not manage.

- lt's three of you, isn't it?

Bear, let me introduce to you again,

this is precisely Wladek.

l'm very sorry!

Truly, really sorry!

Please, Mr Minister,

take a seat.

Forget this minister... old times.

- What's your name?

- Rysio!


All Richards are decent guys.

lt's a pity you had to split up.

But on the other hand...

This painting by Kossak...

This Kossak...

- And this Buddha.

- Wait a moment. What Buddha?

My Dear, l'd love to

put this Kossak to the bedroom

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