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Wait for the 3rd change of lights.

- Don't loose this paper.

- l'll remember.

He's coming.

My husband had bladder

problems so l know it is painful.

l don't have any problems,

l do itjust in case!

Today again l'm standing

by this damn booth.

l'll freeze to the marrow!

lt's the same booth

which we had in our club.

We could always telephone

if it was needed.

And this swine has taken it near his

house and keeps it there!

And who will you be today?

His aunt again?

l think so. l will count from London.

PAYPHONE OUT OF ORDER

- Will you eat something, Bear?

- l'll eat you!

You know, l don't know how it is

possible but l love you.

What do you mean?

Well, simply.

Simply, l love you.

Ok, l understand.

Hello! Hello!

Mister!

lt's out of order.

There was a notice

but the hoodlum... you know.

Every time you kiss me, you turn on

the pink light. Why?

For the ambience.

When l'm thinking

l switch on the blue one.

Bear, you don't like me any more?

What l don't like

is dealing with morons.

What morons?

Will you pick up? l'm not here.

Hello?!

lnternational call from London!

Please, don't hang up!

Bear, it's London! To you...

London?

Find me a cigarette.

Hello!

Sorry for calling so late.

The booth was out of order, l found a phone

only in the pharmacy where l am now.

Once again, l'm sorry.

And now l'll count,

as Mr President told me to do.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

Hello, Roman!

How are you?

Polanski...

What? To London?!

82, 83, 84, 85,

86, 87, 88.

- Excuse me!

- What?

l've already counted. There are

122 people in this queue.

Cheerio!

Wait! Wait!

l will write down!

88 89 121.

All right!

- See you!

- Was it this Polanski, film director?

They all went mad!

Making Burt Reynolds out of me!

Janek wants me to play in his film,

now this one wants me in London.

l have other things on my mind.

They got crazy! And l have to find

some actress for him.

- What actress?!

- A partner for me.

Because l play a Pole

who is in London with his wife.

l have to ask Janek Hochwander.

- He knows so many actresses.

- Teddy Bear!

You can't do it!

You know how jealous he is.

He wouldn't let me go!

l love you, l love you too,

a lot! You know?

Listen,

we should have left one hare...

What the hell for?

Push it.

- ls the hare ready?

- Ready!

- Who are these people?

- The battue.

Village children for the battue.

- lt's a correct concept.

- Yes. Correct concept.

Dress them in pants, take off shoes

and shave the entire company.

l signed a contract to be

a forester with moustache.

And l don't agree to be shaved!

l have my beard from

before the war!

Cover their faces with rugs, so they

look like children with bad teeth.

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