Milf Page #5

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I don't need the play

by play, all right?

I'd appreciate it--

God damn it, dude.

My phone.

Don't start siding

with my mom, all right?

Ow! Dude, come on.

Drive straight.

All right. All right.

Jesus Christ!

Dude, people

are going to think

You're sucking

my dick, dude.

Here, let me get it.

I got it.

Grab the wheel.

Dude! Come on!

Grab the wheel!

What are you doing?

Come on. Come on.

Got it.

All right, dude.

Give it here.

Oh, my...

those are some

nice titties, dude.

Whoop. Hold up.

Wow. Look at that ass!

Oh, my god, i would

lick that ass clean!

Dude, i am an ass man.

It is official.

You like that?

You like that?

Uhh!

How did you get

such a good shot

Through that hole?

Uh...

i mean, 'cause that

chow monkey Brent

Does not deserve tail

like this.

Yes! Yeah.

I know, right?

That's where i got it

just a couple weeks ago.

[Cell phone rings]

Incoming call.

Give it.

Dude, don't.

I got it.

You, talk dirty to me.

Who is it?

Oh, okay. Excellent.

Multiple women?

Yeah, we can do that.

Lesbians? Absolutely.

Um, send 'em over.

We'll be ready. Okay.

I'll talk to you soon.

Later.

Nate and ross

want us to play wingman

To their little

MILF quest.

I told them

you'd be cool with it.

Oh, my god.

Seriously, though?

That is a hot

little number.

Welcome to

the motherlode, boys.

Hello, darling.

Can i top you off?

Reeoowr!

Hey, you guys sure you don't

want in on this bet?

Yeah, Im sure.

I don't know, man.

I don't have a prescription

for Viagra.

These chicks don't want

anything to do with me.

Anyway, i still got to

make up stuff to you.

Why? What'd he do,

bang his mom?

Dude, come on.

Whatever, man. Let's

just say i screwed up,

And i owe it to Brandon.

Whatever you need, man.

If you need a drink,

it's on me.

Whatever you want, man.

Just how about...

just wingman for ross.

Yeah, come on, man.

Let's go.

Hi. How you doing?

You're here.

Is that

a tom Collins?

You sure you don't

want to trade up

To a newer model?

Yeah? Awesome.

Ooh. Reeowr.

Run away, little boy.

I dated guys older than you

when i was in high school.

Bye.

All right.

What do these wrinkle d*cks

have that we don't?

Yeah, well,

they have jobs

And cars

and money.

Money.

I saw you out there

on the dance floor.

Are you going to hurt me?

Now you say ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Cough.

Haven't you ever been

to the doctor? Cough.

Cough.

Okay.

You'll do.

Yeah.

All right.

Shut up.

I told her, look,

You gotta just swallow

that thing, you know?

Hey, do you wanna

get out there and dance?

Do you wanna get out there?

Like, look at that.

Oh, no, man. Wingmanning

for ross is impossible.

Guys, guys, guys.

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