Synopsis: A group of nerdy college guys who can't seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Scott Wheeler
88 min

Did you get a good look

up there?


You were checking out

my ass.

Uh...I wasn't--

You're in

my econ class, right?

I'm going to tell everyone

what a creep you are.



No. No.

What the heck

is wrong with you?

Aah! D*ckhead!

[Cell phone rings]

Well, what's up,


Look, Im headed

into econ class.

I'm telling you, blow it

off, you big nerd.

Spend the afternoon

with me and Lori.

Lori is my mom, dude,

and i can't miss econ again,

It's the only professor

i have the takes attendance.

Dude, stop calling

my mom Lori.


I'm almost there.

She's single.

I'm allowed.

That's my mom.

What? We're

in college now.

I am now officially

one year older

Than she was

when she birthed you.

You don't call adults you've

known your entire life

By their first name.

It's that lack

of sophistication

That's keeping you from

getting laid, Brandon.

Look, dude, Im headed

into econ class now.

Just go get the booze and

don't talk to Lor--To my mom.

Please, Anthony, Im asking,

just focus, man.

We need to get the booze

for tonight's party.

Okay, Im here.

I will tell Lori

you said hello.

Ass. I'll

talk to you later.


[Knock knock knock]

Hey, lo--

Hi, Anthony.

Mrs. Murphy.

Where's Brandon?


is at econ class,

And he wanted me

To pick up a few things

in the garage.

Yeah, come in.

Okay. Cool.

So how's your mom?

I heard what happened.

Is she all right?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

She's fine.

She's cool.

She just moved into

a new place.

And she's just enjoying

her new freedom.

I bet.

Well, Im going to be

seeing holly tonight.

She just needs to get over

that loneliness.

That's all.


You know where

the garage is.

I'm taking off,

Mrs. Murphy.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

My towel!

Um, Mrs. Murphy...

where is he?

The party started

ages ago.

I don't know. He should

be back by now, though.

This sucks.

We can't dominate

this game properly

With three of us.

Yeah, well, if we had beer,

We could gain access

to the party.

If we gain access

to the party,

We gain access to

the p*ssy. [Laughs]

Hey, contact right!

Frag out!

Damn it!

Oh, come on.

Like you guys

Are going to get

anywhere at the party.

Returning fire!

Oh! Whatever.

Ross and i here read

a book the other day.

Oh, yeah.

It was pretty good stuff.

It was called

the mystery method.

We are gonna get laid

tonight, that's for sure.

Hey, skinny in the window.

Take 'em out.

To the right.

Mystery method?

Does that work?

Contact frag!

It's pretty

despicable stuff.

Doesn't go

with my game.

Hey, Brandon,

cover my six!

Aah! Oh, damn it!


Tell you what.

All i know is

It works a hell of a lot

better if they are drunk.

Ha ha ha!

Take that, newb!

It's about time,

Mr. Slow.

What happened, man?

I was just--

I just--



You already opened it?

What's in the box?

New camera gear.

Cameras? That'll be good

later on tonight

When i land a freshman

spinner on my dick.

Whoo! Ha ha ha.

No, you'll just break it.

Why didn't you just

get it sent here?

Because of him.

Brent the douchebag next door

would've taken it.

Okay nerds,

enough tech talk.

Let's go get

our sex on, eh?

A philosophy major, eh?

What are you going

to do with that?

Contemplate for hours

About what

a shitty idea it was

To become

a philosophy major? Yeah?

He just broke up with you?

I'm so sorry

to hear that.

I know.

And he's so mean.

You're so sweet

to listen to me.

Oh, thanks.


Erica? I'm so glad

i found you!

I'm so sorry i was

such a jerk earlier.

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