Milf Page #3

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MILFS!

Think about it, all right?

They're probably lonely,

Drinking a little wine,

Talking about

how much men suck,

And that's when

we'll roll in there

And satisfy their needs.

Blblblblblbl.

Man, this is

gonna be amazing.

Hey, standard bet?

Yeah.

You're not betting

on my mom.

What are you guys

betting on?

We're betting on who's

going to bag the most MILFS

By the end of the year.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Anthony, i really wish

you would have called.

Mom...

what the hell

is going on here?

Nothing.

Oh, right. Nothing.

Nice whip. What is

this, a lezbo sess?

What?

You're a lesbian.

No!

This is my fault.

Mom?

Nice. Nice whips.

Boys--

Boys, look...

this is a passion party.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is awesome.

This is gross.

We can leave.

No. Anthony,

this is my time.

Mom, you got blue stringy

things on your boobies.

I know, okay? I know.

I know this looks bad,

all right?

I'm not going to lie.

But it's not--

Mm-Mmm. Mm-Mmm.

No. No.

This is sick.

You guys--

Oh, Anthony, grow up.

Uh-Uh. Mm-Mmm.

Anthony! Baby, come--

Mm-Mmm.

We're staying

in the guest house.

Dude, that was intense.

I'm so jealous, man.

I just feel dirty.

I just want that

out of my head.

Like, i--Wow. No.

I saw your mom naked today.

What?

Cool.

When i went to get

the hootch.

Bush

and everything, huh?

Shut up, guys. Shut.

No, he's right.

Bush and everything.

But she shaves,

though, kinda.

It was like a runway.

Straight up--Never mind.

This isn't going to make things

weird between us, is it?

I don't know.

Damn, man.

I'm just finding out

all kinds of weird things

About my mom today.

This is nuts.

Brandon, i will do

anything you want

To make it up to you.

Anything you want.

How do we even get past

something like this?

I just want you

to forget about it, please.

Just pretend like

it never happened. Please.

Dude, don't you get it?

This is going to make things

so weird between us.

It's not gonna seem

like anything right now,

But eventually it's just going

to eat at our friendship,

And all Im going to have left

is Nate and ross.

Hey, come on.

Dude, i will do anything

you want, man.

I will be your

non-Gay servant

For the rest of the year.

That just seems like

it'll be weird.

Okay, okay, okay, fine.

Just pawn me off

to the wondertwins.

It's for the best.

Fair is fair.

It has to happen.

I just need some air, dude.

Don't go.

I love you, man.

Hello?

Hi, Brandon.

Hi, Mrs. Reese.

Mrs. Reese?

You're a man now,

Brandon.

[Gasp]

And boy,

how you have grown.

Oh, my god.

Ohhh...

oh, my god.

Dude.

Yeah.

Amigo.

More tongue.

Just like that.

Dude.

I'm right here.

You gotta do that

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