Meet My Valentine Page #3
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2015
- 89 min
- 419 Views
Youre in the majors,
and the rest of us
are just playing
intramural field hockey.
( feet tapping )
When you say things like that,
I could just kiss you.
Oh, well, at least wait
till I get to the bar
so I can get some
free drinks out of it.
- Oh.
- ( chuckles )
Emcee:
But, um, this guy
is nowhere near
as funny as the last dude,
but, hey, hes here,
so everybody give a--
a small clap for...
Mac Brown.
( applause )
Uh, its a pleasure
to be here.
You almost
missed Mac.
as I look around the room
is we have ladies here.
I just like to take
apologize to the ladies.
Ladies, Im sorry
Im not better-looking.
I wish I was
a really good-looking guy.
-dance around.
Youd all be very excited.
- ( applause )
I had a conversation
with this girl once.
Cause I found out
when she was in college,
she spent a semester
in Ireland.
I said to this girl,
"When you were in Ireland,
were you with
a lot of guys?"
And her answer was,
And that is not
a very good answer.
That is not
what you want to hear.
Because women have
a particular kind of math
when it comes
to hooking up, right?
If she says "two,"
If she says "five,"
And if she says
- ( laughter )
-In Ireland, as we speak--
There is a statue
of her in Dublin
the boys touch for good luck
when they turn 13.
( cheering )
Anyway...
I try to date, you know.
I date a lot.
Okay, not a lot,
but I try to...
Doctor:
Four to six months,
you can expect
usually, uh, tremors
in the hands and feet,
then a relatively
quick decline
in motor skills,
followed by agnosia,
or the loss of ability
to recognize people,
places, words, et cetera.
Now, the usual
course of action
would be to operate,
but, um...
the particular placement
being what it is,
Im afraid surgery
is not an option,
Mr. Bishop.
How much time?
Its hard to predict
with tumors.
How much time?
Nine months,
a year at most.
Ahem.
Well, then Ill have
my nurse schedule
your first round
of chemotherapy
for tomorrow.
Tomorrow...
tomorrow?
We need to begin
as soon as possible.
In the meantime,
Id like to talk
about your diet.
Uh, not insofar
as how itll affect
your prognosis,
but rather how itll
help you tolerate
the chemotherapy.
( knock on door )
Since when
do you knock?
Tom...
What are you
doing, Mac?
All right, I knew
this wasnt for me.
"Passages
of the Heart."
Guy at the bookstore
said it is the best
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