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at my daughters

christening.

Oh, yeah,

good times. Mm.

Hm.

What is going on

with you?

- Nothing, nothing.

- What?

No, its just, um,

things have

been a little bit

cold lately, and...

Do you think

its possible to still

be in love with someone,

but fall--

Fall out of like?

Yes. Its like,

do I love my husband?

Hes my husband,

but sometimes hes--

Oh, yeah. I know.

But men suck.

- Hi, girls!

- Hey.

- Hi!

- Hey, munchkin.

Hanson Carters new

music video comes on

in five minutes.

- Yeah.

- Hanson Carter!

Its gonna be

totally awesome.

You want to go upstairs

and watch it?

- Yes.

- Yes!

Okay. Okay.

The babysitters

gonna be here soon.

Wow.

Just wow.

That was-- Ive

been watching you

for 15 minutes, Tom.

You should

sell tickets.

This is--

its like

watching someone

tend a Buddhist garden.

You are a genius.

Is it 5:
00 already?

People say I dont

do anything all day.

- Ladies?

- Brynn:
Oh, my stars!

Is that

the Tom Bishop?

I thought you did

paid appearances now,

big shot.

Yeah, yeah.

Hi, Brynn.

I got these for you.

Which is a joke

I thought would be funnier.

Tom:

You guys ready to go?

Hes way funnier

onstage.

Well, that remains

to be seen.

I mean, I have

40 laughs. Brynn, 40--

Im managing

expectations.

Very smooth.

-40 laughs.

- Brynn:
Please tell me they

serve alcohol at this place.

Val:

Well, they better.

Ooh.

Youre going in

on the restaurant,

arent you?

I wanted to talk

to you about that.

I think it would be

a great opportunity

for us--

for all of us.

Well, I couldnt

have talked you

out of it anyway.

But in this case,

I think youre

out of your league.

And that,

ladies and gentlemen,

is why you never date

a pediatrician.

My time is up.

Thanks, everyone.

Everybody give it up

for Chet Chaney, man.

Come on, one more

round of applause

for Chet Chaney.

I hate this guy.

Hate him.

Is this the guy

that Tammy--

I thought

you were over her.

Oh, I dont care

about Tammy. Its Dale.

He was my little guy,

and we were gonna

raise him together,

and now because she

doesnt want me anymore,

I gotta deal

with the fact

that this guy

is gonna be the one

tucking him in at night,

that hes gonna be

the one that looks

at him as a father?

Its too much, man.

Its too much.

Come on. So you ready

for this next comic?

Dale was your dog,

right?

Labradoodle.

I think I just got

the light. Im, uh--

- lets go do this.

- Okay.

- Break a leg.

- Brynn:
How is Mac funny?

I mean, Ive not seen

him funny one time.

- I dont get it.

- Hmm.

Uh-oh.

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

Do you think

Im out of my league?

With the restaurant,

I mean?

Oh, honey.

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