Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly Page #4
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AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP.
AND I WAS LIKE, "BABE, CAN YOU
AND SHE GOES,
I GO, "OKAY, CAN YOU
SHE GOES,
YOU JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
ACTUALLY, MY WIFE AND I -- WE'RE
ACTUALLY FAR AWAY FROM DIVORCE.
WE ACTUALLY JUST HAD A BABY BOY
FIVE MONTHS AGO.
BABY BOY.
-THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
BECAUSE I'M NOT THE FIRST PERSON
THEY'RE LIKE,
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'D YOU DO?"
IN HER VAGINA,
ARE LIKE, "WHOA!
HE SAID 'PENIS'!
AN E-MAIL TONIGHT."
OKAY, FINE.
HOW ABOUT I SAY I PU MY BOOT-BOOT IN HER REBOO AND A LITTLE HAR DA DAR DA DA
CAME OUT?
IS THAT GOOD?
IS THAT CLEANER:
FOR THE PERSIANS?
BUT IT'S COOL, MAN.
IN AMERICA.
HOW COOL IS THAT? RIGHT? YEAH.
KID'S GONNA GET HIS ASS KICKED.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
THE KEY IS YOU GOT TO GIVE HIM
A GOOD NAME:
SO THAT HE DOESN' GET INTO TROUBLE IN AMERICA.
WE NAMED HIM:
MUJIBUR MOHAMMED ABDULLAH RAHEEM
BE LIKE, "SON, HOW WAS
YOU WERE DEPORTED? FANTASTIC!
NO, MAN.
MM.
I'M JUST GONNA LET THE KID KNOW
THAT HE'S ITALIAN
TILL HE'S OLD ENOUGH
TO HANDLE IT.
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW IRANIANS
AND MIDDLE EASTERNERS
HAVE DEALT WITH:
OUR MIDDLE EASTERNNESS
IN AMERICA --
BY PRETENDING TO BE ITALIAN.
IN COLLEGE.
I WAS LIKE, "HOW DID YOU GO FROM
SHAROC-C-C-H TO TONY?"
SHAROCH TO SHANE,
THAT'S FINE.
AND WHAT'S FUNNY IS
DEPENDING ON:
PICK UP WOMEN, HE'D BE ITALIAN.
IF IT WAS JUST US HANGING OUT,
AND, LIKE, I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
I SHOWED UP:
"HEY, SHAROCH, HOW'S IT GOING?
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