Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly Page #3
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YOU'RE THE BRAINS
OF THE OPERATION!
AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED,
IF I WERE IRAN,
TIME MAGAZINE.
WE HAVE A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMEN TO MAKE.
STARTING TODAY,
KEEP GOING EAST.
KEEP GOING EAST.
KEEP GOING."
FROM IRAN, BUT I LOVE THE FAC THAT IT'S A MIXED CROWD.
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
IN AMERICA,
AND I ACTUALLY -- I MIXED IT UP.
FROM ANOTHER ETHNICITY.
INDIAN WOMAN, AN INDIAN WOMAN.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
GIVE IT UP. SURE.
YEAH, THANK YOU.
I GOT TO SAY, NOT INDIAN LIKE,
"WHOO WHOO WHOO,"
COMPUTER INDIAN,
COMPUTER INDIAN.
YEAH, NOT LIKE
ONE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE,
THREE LITTLE INDIAN
BUT DANG, DA-DA-DANG,
DA-DA-DANG, DA-DA-DANG DANG
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
BEST MOVE.
ANYTIME I HAVE:
"HONEY, WINDOWS XP
ISN'T WORKING" --
SHE'S LIKE,
YOU KNOW?
SHE DOES.
SO SWEET!
ALWAYS ASKS ME:
THE SAME QUESTION.
ALWAYS, SHE GOES,
REBOOT THE COMPUTER!
YEAH, BOOT, BOOT, REBOOT.
BOOT, BOOT, REBOOT.
DON'T REBOOT, BOOT, BOOT.
BOOT, BOOT, REBOOT.
BOOT, BOOT, REBOOT.
I'M KIDDING.
SHE DOESN'T. SHE GREW UP HERE.
BUT THAT'S A FUN ACCENT TO DO.
SWEAR TO GOD.
LATE ONE NIGHT,
YOUR LADY'S LIKE,
"WHERE WERE YOU?"
SHE'LL BE LIKE,
COME ON IN."
TRUTH BE TOLD, MY WIFE -- LEAS TECH-SAVVY INDIAN IN THE WORLD.
YEAH. I GOT A DEFECTIVE INDIAN.
MESSED UP.
I CAN'T RETURN HER.
NO, NO, NO.
I WOULD NEVER FILE FOR DIVORCE.
I WOULD NEVER FILE FOR DIVORCE
NEVER FILE --
-WHOO!
THANK YOU, YES.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ALSO, I'M A COMEDIAN,
AND SHE'S A LAWYER.
RIGHT?
HER CLOSING ARGUMEN WOULD BE LIKE, "HAR DA DAR DA."
BE LIKE, "YOU WIN, YOU WIN."
NO, MAN, IT'S --
IT'S -- IT'S A GREAT THING, MAN.
BEING MARRIED TO HER IS GREAT.
THE ONE THING, THOUGH,
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