Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly Page #5
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HOW'S IT GOING?"
"Shh! TONY, TONY, TONY."
"THERE ARE GIRLS. TONY, TONY.
TONY.
TONY."
AND WHAT'S FUNNY IS
BUT WHAT HE WOULD DO, HE'D SPEAK
[ SPEAKING FARSI
[ SPEAKING FARSI
"WOW, THERE'S 'CHs' IN ITALIAN?
GRABBING HIS CROTCH?"
OH, MAN.
NO, MAN,
IT'S -- IT'S GREAT, THOUGH.
HE'S 5 MONTHS OLD.
HE'S A ROCK STAR, REALLY.
HE WAKES UP:
HE STARTS SCREAMING, "OWW!"
AND HE GOES,
"ROCK 'N' ROLL, MOTHERF***ER!"
IT'S WEIRD.
IT'S REALLY STRANGE.
AND HE GOES, "DADDY,
I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, SON.
WOULD LIKE THAT."
THE PROBLEM WITH THESE BABIES --
BY APPLAUSE?
WHO'S GOT BABIES?
-WHOO!
THE PROBLEM:
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
'CAUSE I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE.
HE WAS CRYING.
HE'S LIKE, "AAH!"
I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU HUNGRY?"
HE'S LIKE, "AAH!"
I GO, "YOU'RE TIRED?"
"AAH!"
"AAH!"
I GO, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME."
HE'S LIKE, "AAH!"
IT'S LIKE,
SO HE'S LEARNING SPANISH.
HE'S LEARNING SPANISH.
WHICH IS COOL,
IT'S COOL, ACTUALLY,
'CAUSE I WANTED HIS FIRST WORD
TO BE "DADDY."
HER ACCENT.
"HEY, PADRE,
LET'S GO TO THE PARK AND PLAY!"
OH, BOY.
"HEY, PADRE -- GO, RAIDERS!"
OH, MAN.
MY SON'S A GANGBANGER.
MEXICO'S BEAUTIFUL.
CALLED ZIHUATANEJO, MEXICO.
BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
-YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WERE THERE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
BEAUTIFUL PLACE. BEAUTIFUL --
ONE THING I'D FORGOTTEN
WHICH MEANS "MORE" IN SPANISH.
FOR SOME REASON, MEXICANS FROM
MEXICO CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT.
IT WAS ABOU LIKE 10 YEARS AGO OR SO,
TRYING TO MAKE:
LUNCH RESERVATIONS
AT A MEXICAN RESTAURAN IN LOS ANGELES.
I GO,
I GO, "NO -- MAZ."
HE GOES, "MAC?"
I GO, "M-A-Z, MAZ."
HE GOES, "MAC!"
I WAS LIKE,
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