Matinee Idol Page #4

Synopsis: While filming the adult film Matinee Idol, porn stars Lance and Linda have a clash of egos. After appreciating his talents, Linda asks her new pool man Bud Cochran to audition, but not before subjecting him to plastic casting "for prosperity". After Lance has a private session with the casting directors' secretary right on the casting directors' table, he successfully initiates new candidate Daisy through a screen test. Bud Cochran is approved after his own successful screen test with Daisy. A publisher wants Lance to write a sex book, but the publisher's wife has other ideas. Finally, Lance and Linda re-do their scene and find the missing sparkle. But after Daisy and Bud Cochran suddenly quit to marry each other, so do Lance and Linda. The casting directors then resort to asking the viewers for replacements.
 
IMDB:
6.5
NOT RATED
Year:
1984
88 min
116 Views


- No she isn't.

- Oh it won't hurt you'll love it.

- You know your a bunch of degenerates

you know that don't you?

- Yeah.

- You got that right.

- Let's get his pants off.

- Alright.

- Now cut it out now this isn't funny.

- Oh come on.

- Hey this is humiliating to me,

alright. We just met.

- I'm just going to cast you, not

castrate you.

- Come one let's get these pants off.

- This is sick!

- Get in there!

- We'll need some water.

- This is sick! Degenerate!

- I've got some right here.

- I know perverted.

Have a seat.

- What are you gonna do now?

- Well lets get his pants off

and get him hard.

I can't make the casting unless

he's good and hard.

- Come on now.

Look I don't cotton to being

made a fool of, alright.

No.

- You're gonna love this.

- Come on you want this. Help me

a little bit.

- You're wrong alright.

- Here let's get this under his ass,

I don't want to make a mess.

- What are you worried about

the furniture?

- I'm not worried about a thing,

honey.

Underwear too, we can't do it

through the underwear you know.

- I sure hope you don't hurt me. I

mean I'm a gentleman at times ma'am...

- Oh it is going to be excruciating!

You're gonna love it.

- Sh*t.

Geez I feel like I am at the dentist.

I can never get hard now.

Well I might get hard.

- It's time to cast this dick.

Let's do it.

- How am I gonna get this off when

it hardens?

- Well you can keep it up forever,

stud. When you get smaller it will

slide right off.

I think I'll use bronze so that even

when you are gone

your mighty organ will remain as in

life always ready for another recital.

Just give it a couple minutes for the

plaster to harden and we are all set.

- Ginger, you know, you're a

master cock caster.

- Thank you.

- Now how am I supposed to stay hard

with this thing on?

- That's a great idea!

Now watch closely Cochran, you may

never see anything like this again.

We're gonna f*** your toes Cochran!

(laughter)

(moaning)

(accordion music)

- Ooh you give good toe, baby!

- Oh Cochran what big toes

you have!

- I give nice foot massages I'll tell

you that.

(moaning)

- Oh, I'm going to...

- No don't move!

- It's getting so hard!

- Just relax.

- I can't! I can't! Oh!

- Oh, we'll have to make another

casting.

You whip up another batch.

I'll keep him hard.

- How much water do I put in?

- Um, put in the plaster first.

About a cup.

Just eye ball it.

- Then how much water?

- About half a cup.

Then stir it.

- It was too tight. Too tight.

(groovy music)

- Hand me that dildo.

- What?

- There's a dildo in that bag.

Get it for me. Quick!

(moaning)

I think it's ready Linda, are you?

- Wait, wait a minute!

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David F. Friedman

David Frank Friedman (December 24, 1923 – February 14, 2011) was an American filmmaker and film producer best known for his B movies, exploitation films, nudie cuties, and sexploitation films. more…

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