Matinee Idol

Synopsis: While filming the adult film Matinee Idol, porn stars Lance and Linda have a clash of egos. After appreciating his talents, Linda asks her new pool man Bud Cochran to audition, but not before subjecting him to plastic casting "for prosperity". After Lance has a private session with the casting directors' secretary right on the casting directors' table, he successfully initiates new candidate Daisy through a screen test. Bud Cochran is approved after his own successful screen test with Daisy. A publisher wants Lance to write a sex book, but the publisher's wife has other ideas. Finally, Lance and Linda re-do their scene and find the missing sparkle. But after Daisy and Bud Cochran suddenly quit to marry each other, so do Lance and Linda. The casting directors then resort to asking the viewers for replacements.
Genre: Adult, Drama
 
IMDB:
6.5
NOT RATED
Year:
1984
88 min
87 Views


1

(Film crew talking in background)

- Now Lance, the media has never

commented in interviews

on how uh...big you are. Any comment?

- Look I don't think about that,

I've never measured it.

I guess it's pretty good.

In fact it's great. You know

they are all big on screen.

- Well do you enjoy your sex scenes

with co-star "Linda Hand"?

- Well Linda Hand is the studios

top female star.

That's why we work together.

- And do you get together off camera?

- Linda and I have our

own private lives.

The only time we are together

is when we are shooting.

- Well I am sure you have a very

busy life,

and it must be draining.

- Not really.

- That's what I've heard.

- Oh.

I tell you what

why don't we have dinner tonight,

and maybe we can continue this

conversation about my after hours

reputation.

- Sorry Lance, I can't, I have all

these things...

- I hate to interrupt your interview

Mr. Hardy,

but literally speaking we have to

get this fucking scene shot.

That's uh if you can be up for it?

- Yeah

Well, international box office star

Lance Hardy has to get it hard!

- Ok heat em up!

- Box office star, really?

Your watching too many of

your own movies.

Now if your cock was as hard

as your head maybe we could get

started.

- You know you have a terrific mouth.

- So I've been told.

- Especially when no words come

out of it.

- Oh for gosh sake Linda,

This is supposed to be a sex scene.

Your a nympho...

Instead you are acting like my wife.

Quiet on the set everybody.

I'm sorry.

- Ok, ok.

Let's just get this started,

so we can get this dumb scene over

with.

- You know he's right.

- Roll sound.

- Rolling.

(Whispers)

Speed!

Speed, mark it!

Marker...action!

- Yeah that's good.

AHHHH!

(Carnival music)

- What did she do?

Awww did it hurt him?

Linda bit Lance on his most

precious asset.

Ok Phil,

There's something I want you to say

to both of them, for me,

and Mr. Kuntz.

Tell them to stop acting like

Prima Donnas,

and finish the fucking movie!

Now if they don't do it, they

will never star in another picture

together again.

Or separately either.

Oh what did she do now, Phil?

She did what?

Alright Phil, I'll, I'll get

back to you.

Lance said something to provoke Linda,

so she bit his cock and

walked off the set.

- Lance Hardy, boy asshole.

Harvey, somewhere out there

there's got to be another schmuck

with a pretty face and a big putz

and able to cum on que.

And if I ever find him, I'll run

Mr. Lance Hardy's ass right

right out of Hollywood.

- You know Bernie, this asshole that

you're talking about,

his last three pictures netted

us 1.8 mil.

And that doesn't include the

licensing fees for the

Lance Hardy vibrators and the Lance

Hardy dildos.

- He's still an asshole.

Harvey I'm gonna put out a

casting call.

I'm gonna get two new stars, I'm

gonna replace them both.

- Just in case you've forgotten.

We've taken a couple of advances for

another Lance Hardy

Linda Hand picture.

So, we better come up with a

Hardy-Hand picture.

(phone ringing)

- Hello? Hi Ginger.

No, I really don't feel like

going shopping today.

Well I thought I would just,

um, I don't know sit

around by the pool and

answer some fan mail.

Ok, sure! Alright, bye.

Dear Ms. Hand,

I'm one of your many fans.

I jerk off to all of your movies.

Once, the theater manager caught me

and kicked me out.

Now I go to another theater.

Could I have a picture of you?

Your devoted fan..

Huh, how sweet.

- (Radio broadcast) It's 78 degrees on

a beautiful day in Los Angeles,

and you're listening to non-stop music

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David F. Friedman

David Frank Friedman (December 24, 1923 – February 14, 2011) was an American filmmaker and film producer best known for his B movies, exploitation films, nudie cuties, and sexploitation films. more…

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